Gem Borealis
@crispygem.bsky.social
Gem (Sam only if we’re close)
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he/him
Interests: Owl House, Murder Drones, TADC, Amphibia, Star Wars, Marvel, Gravity Falls, and probably more that I’m forgetting about
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19
he/him
Interests: Owl House, Murder Drones, TADC, Amphibia, Star Wars, Marvel, Gravity Falls, and probably more that I’m forgetting about
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Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/
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Tonight Minnesotans stood together to honor the life of Renee Nicole Good.
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Tonight Minnesotans stood together to honor the life of Renee Nicole Good.
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
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ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses https://theonion.com/ice-opens-interdimensional-detention-center-to-indefini-1837476700/
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses https://theonion.com/ice-opens-interdimensional-detention-center-to-indefini-1837476700/
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Yet another tragedy they're trying to blame on trans people.
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Yet another tragedy they're trying to blame on trans people.
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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
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NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/
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Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
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CIA Orchestrates Coup D’État To Replace Entire Population Of Venezuela theonion.com/cia-orchestr...
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
CIA Orchestrates Coup D’État To Replace Entire Population Of Venezuela theonion.com/cia-orchestr...
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Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
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Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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genuinely boggles my mind transphobes post about how much they hate trans people every single day. their blood pressures gotta be crazy
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
genuinely boggles my mind transphobes post about how much they hate trans people every single day. their blood pressures gotta be crazy
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TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
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A little late, but I hope everyone is having a good holiday. 💫
December 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A little late, but I hope everyone is having a good holiday. 💫
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HHS is trying to force Seattle Children's into doing a Sophie's choice of abandoning trans youth or see kids with cancer or other serious illness have their coverage and care disrupted. That's what this is about.
Hopefully, the courts put a quick stop to this like the subpoenas.
Hopefully, the courts put a quick stop to this like the subpoenas.
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
HHS is trying to force Seattle Children's into doing a Sophie's choice of abandoning trans youth or see kids with cancer or other serious illness have their coverage and care disrupted. That's what this is about.
Hopefully, the courts put a quick stop to this like the subpoenas.
Hopefully, the courts put a quick stop to this like the subpoenas.
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Had to explain who Hatsune Miku is to my family over Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Had to explain who Hatsune Miku is to my family over Christmas
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse
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Hello I have been sponsored by HATSUNE MIKU. This is my new HATSUNE MIKU MACHINE, a full Miku Gaming PC
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hello I have been sponsored by HATSUNE MIKU. This is my new HATSUNE MIKU MACHINE, a full Miku Gaming PC
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New print for Sac Anime! #theowlhouse
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
New print for Sac Anime! #theowlhouse