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…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference)

#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography.
For just over 1 km journey, which I normally do with heavy groceries after shopping that I can’t walk home with – Uber wants to charge nearly 4 times the normal price.

The local cab operator wants to charge their usual rate, which is double what Uber would normally charge.
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
What is it with the leaflet droppers in my area the last few weeks!!!

Last week, it was multiple bits of religious and Pentecostal spam.

This week, clueless conspiracy theorists spouting bollocks on digital ID.
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Ok, it wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t knock your socks off fantastic either.
#Pies #RedRooster #Australia
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Will I regret this purchase?
#Pies #RedRooster #Australia
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Go home Amazon, you’re drunk.

Why you think someone purchasing tech equipment, who has never looked at such a category of that sponsored product, would somehow be interested in it…
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Pulled a hamstring, while leaning forward to get something off the couch.
October 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s that joke from The Simpsons in real life…
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
In news that surprises nobody - Sky News staffers were involved in arranging the bacon on the shoulders of their offensive guest: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/sep/23/sky-news-australia-staffer-helped-arrange-bacon-on-guests-shirt-before-offensive-anti-islam-interview
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
How is @jonk.org’s all things #PumpkinSpice addiction this season?

Because it’s time for the latest instalment of #PumpkinSpiceHorrors:
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reddit’s r/SimpsonsShitposting has been giving with both hands recently.
September 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
CW: Racism, United Kingdom, Musk, RWNJ, Tommy Robinson, Get off Twitter

Was over at Bluesky, and just when you think #MelonHusk can’t get any worse…
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Man saves an image, shows it to flight attendants on flight, flight attendants get a good laugh.
#Airlines #Snacks #Cookies
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A bar in Melbourne, receiving an enquiry from a real estate firm for a Christmas venue, fires back with both barrels 🤣 #ShitRentals
September 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
#Dentist Yep…
September 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Examples of why not to trust #AI : Just applying some thread locker to some screws on my e-scooter, and needing to check fixture and cure time.

Google: Fixture 10min; Cure 1hr
August 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Yay to past me, for grabbing this from the supermarket earlier.
August 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM