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I collect cookbooks and that is why my ass is fat
Mississippians experience what Chinese people have been doing for eons
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I made bagels. They might not look pretty but they taste awesome
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We use a humidifier
December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Crissmas

Chocolate Chip Cookie Crust, Chocolate Cream Pie

#whatscooking #homecooking #foodsky #pie #chocolatechip
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m watching a Christmas movie on Lifetime and the guy is making tamales and he said his grandmother taught him

If any of Abuela ever saw him making these tamales, they would hit him over the head with a chauncla

They are making them like a psychopath and not cooking them
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Does anyone shut the god damn front doors in these corny Hallmark movies??

They are letting the heat out
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas 🎶
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Stanley knew
The Eyes Wide Shut Conspiracy — New York Magazine
Did Stanley Kubrick warn us about Jeffrey Epstein?
apple.news
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Gas bills for the last 25 years (2 dual fuel stoves & gas heat)
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My electric bills the last 15 years
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just went to a small business in Lynn to support them and they charged me $14 for a small smoothie so if I got one for my husband, it would’ve cost $28 for two small smoothies

This place will be out of business by summer
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I took a cutting from my cousin’s Christmas cactus that is 30 years old.

The original plant has been in Lynn MA, Port Charlotte FL, Naples, Maine and CA

This plant travels more than some people
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just left a passive/aggressive donation for the General Glover house in Mhead/Swampscott

Donate to Save the Glover!

They need $2M to save a historical house from developers
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My old boss from 1998 sends me an Xmas card every year
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ShoYu Saugus MA

My homemade is better
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sen Nails in Saugus MA
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have two refrigerators and three freezers full of food

So I ordered pizzas

I also have the stuff to make my own pizzas
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Probably got sued from all those vacuums that ran over dog shit and spread it all over the house
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My husband is on top of the lighthouse at Gillette Stadium

#patriots
#gillette
#nfl
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hallmark Christmas movies needs a new eyebrow technician
a black and white photo of a man behind a stack of paper
ALT: a black and white photo of a man behind a stack of paper
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM