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Why the fuck are waymos always speeding through residential streets 😠
March 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why the fuck are waymos always speeding through residential streets 😠
Woke up 4 days before my 30th with massive crows feet!! Wait, I still have 4 more days 😫😫
March 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Woke up 4 days before my 30th with massive crows feet!! Wait, I still have 4 more days 😫😫
This delayed flight about to be expensive cause I’m about to do some online stress shopping 😑
March 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This delayed flight about to be expensive cause I’m about to do some online stress shopping 😑
You ever read an email at work and just immediately hop on LinkedIn/ Indeed lol
February 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You ever read an email at work and just immediately hop on LinkedIn/ Indeed lol
Bitches better not be lying about protein and weight loss. On my second nasty clear shake of the day 🙃
February 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Bitches better not be lying about protein and weight loss. On my second nasty clear shake of the day 🙃
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Love that my very first thought when I wake up in the morning is wondering what level of hell we’ll reach today.
January 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Love that my very first thought when I wake up in the morning is wondering what level of hell we’ll reach today.
Think my 30th bday gift to myself will be a new mattress lol
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Think my 30th bday gift to myself will be a new mattress lol
Every time we have to work through apocalyptic conditions I just question my whole life lol
January 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Every time we have to work through apocalyptic conditions I just question my whole life lol
This flu needs to go ahead and fuck all the way off already cause there’s new Bad Bunny and I’m ready to go back to the gym!!
January 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This flu needs to go ahead and fuck all the way off already cause there’s new Bad Bunny and I’m ready to go back to the gym!!
I feel like I haven’t been home since before Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to get back to routine 😓
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I feel like I haven’t been home since before Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to get back to routine 😓
I literally can’t get up for work when I sleep over at my boyfriends house. Wtf am I gonna do when we move in together 😅
December 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I literally can’t get up for work when I sleep over at my boyfriends house. Wtf am I gonna do when we move in together 😅
Not the seasonal depressing hitting at a random 4pm on a Monday 😪
December 17, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Not the seasonal depressing hitting at a random 4pm on a Monday 😪
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Why is Tr*mp being named Time’s Person of the Year again? Did they not hear “Femininomenon” by Chappell Roan?
December 12, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Why is Tr*mp being named Time’s Person of the Year again? Did they not hear “Femininomenon” by Chappell Roan?
Went on a 7 mile hike on Sunday and I still can’t go down stairs without going sideways lnao. Thought I was in better shape than this 😅
December 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Went on a 7 mile hike on Sunday and I still can’t go down stairs without going sideways lnao. Thought I was in better shape than this 😅
I had two 4-day weekends in a row and they feel so right!
December 11, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I had two 4-day weekends in a row and they feel so right!
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How the LA Galaxy, after a barren decade, surged back to the top of MLS by de-emphasizing celebrity:
sports.yahoo.com/from-star-ta...
sports.yahoo.com/from-star-ta...
'From star-taking to star-making': How LA Galaxy returned to the top of MLS by shunning big names
The Galaxy's resurgence was fueled by a shift in player-acquisition strategy. A club once synonymous with celebrity had to redefine itself.
sports.yahoo.com
December 8, 2024 at 1:31 AM
How the LA Galaxy, after a barren decade, surged back to the top of MLS by de-emphasizing celebrity:
sports.yahoo.com/from-star-ta...
sports.yahoo.com/from-star-ta...
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it’s so awesome be off twitter and to have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about
December 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
it’s so awesome be off twitter and to have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about
It’s only been a MONTH?!
One month ago tonight right around now, we were all anxiously watching the election results roll in
December 6, 2024 at 5:40 AM
It’s only been a MONTH?!
I’m at that age where a Wednesday night dinner has me looking like I pulled an all nighter. At least that’s what my bf told me I looked like this morning 😅😂
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I’m at that age where a Wednesday night dinner has me looking like I pulled an all nighter. At least that’s what my bf told me I looked like this morning 😅😂
No Christmas gifts from me this year because these MLS Cup tickets were ridiculousss
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 AM
No Christmas gifts from me this year because these MLS Cup tickets were ridiculousss
My heart breaks for Riqui 😭😭 I can’t believe he played through a torn ACL. Nobody wants this cup more than him and he has to miss it😓 #LAGalaxy
December 2, 2024 at 12:06 AM
My heart breaks for Riqui 😭😭 I can’t believe he played through a torn ACL. Nobody wants this cup more than him and he has to miss it😓 #LAGalaxy
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LA GALAXY BACK ON TOP 💙💛🤍
December 1, 2024 at 5:07 AM
LA GALAXY BACK ON TOP 💙💛🤍
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The scene ending with Garcelle stating that none of them are married now 👀👀👀 lol time for a rebrand to the ex housewives of Beverly Hills!
#rhobh
#rhobh
This is one of the best moments in #RHOBH history!
November 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
The scene ending with Garcelle stating that none of them are married now 👀👀👀 lol time for a rebrand to the ex housewives of Beverly Hills!
#rhobh
#rhobh
I keep going on my phone to try to open Twitter 🥲 that’s like 15 years of muscle memory at work 😅
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I keep going on my phone to try to open Twitter 🥲 that’s like 15 years of muscle memory at work 😅