Cristina Robertson
@cristinatheblack.bsky.social
From the inside, my life feels small and uninteresting, and yet I seem to have a lot of stories to tell. I've been a student of the sciences, drummer of the rock music, maintainer of the food industry's machines, parent, spouse, gamer, and cetera. She/her
Apparently it's Post Your Lock Screen day. 😁
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Apparently it's Post Your Lock Screen day. 😁
I'll hop the bandwagon
Top 5 artists from my year in music:
*Rise Against = favourite band of all time
*Taylor - because she's delightful
*Underoath, Papa Roach, and Maroon 5 - because I was getting ready for concerts i was going to.
I predict '26 will be the same top two. After that, who knows?
Top 5 artists from my year in music:
*Rise Against = favourite band of all time
*Taylor - because she's delightful
*Underoath, Papa Roach, and Maroon 5 - because I was getting ready for concerts i was going to.
I predict '26 will be the same top two. After that, who knows?
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'll hop the bandwagon
Top 5 artists from my year in music:
*Rise Against = favourite band of all time
*Taylor - because she's delightful
*Underoath, Papa Roach, and Maroon 5 - because I was getting ready for concerts i was going to.
I predict '26 will be the same top two. After that, who knows?
Top 5 artists from my year in music:
*Rise Against = favourite band of all time
*Taylor - because she's delightful
*Underoath, Papa Roach, and Maroon 5 - because I was getting ready for concerts i was going to.
I predict '26 will be the same top two. After that, who knows?
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I tend to be a diehard fan, but for the first time I can recall I've turned off a game before the time is up. I just can't watch this anymore.
I think it's maybe time for comfort food and Ted Lasso.
I think it's maybe time for comfort food and Ted Lasso.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I tend to be a diehard fan, but for the first time I can recall I've turned off a game before the time is up. I just can't watch this anymore.
I think it's maybe time for comfort food and Ted Lasso.
I think it's maybe time for comfort food and Ted Lasso.
get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Sitting on the lawn during a soft spring rain
All the cats
Punk rock
Other loud music
Non-loud music
Figuring out how stuff works
My cat in particular
Cooking for people I care for
My children most of the time
Melancholic ruminating on life
Sitting on the lawn during a soft spring rain
All the cats
Punk rock
Other loud music
Non-loud music
Figuring out how stuff works
My cat in particular
Cooking for people I care for
My children most of the time
Melancholic ruminating on life
get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
the gloaming
oak trees
toe beans
the sea (rivers, waterfalls etc)
long walks with a flask of tea for halfway
trash tv
beige food
cats whiskers
dogs that have that biscuit smell
aggressive and loud bands
the gloaming
oak trees
toe beans
the sea (rivers, waterfalls etc)
long walks with a flask of tea for halfway
trash tv
beige food
cats whiskers
dogs that have that biscuit smell
aggressive and loud bands
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Waterfalls
Dancing
All the musics
Dresses
Mushrooms
Words
Dancing
Fires
Night skies
Yer Da
Waterfalls
Dancing
All the musics
Dresses
Mushrooms
Words
Dancing
Fires
Night skies
Yer Da
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Sitting on the lawn during a soft spring rain
All the cats
Punk rock
Other loud music
Non-loud music
Figuring out how stuff works
My cat in particular
Cooking for people I care for
My children most of the time
Melancholic ruminating on life
Sitting on the lawn during a soft spring rain
All the cats
Punk rock
Other loud music
Non-loud music
Figuring out how stuff works
My cat in particular
Cooking for people I care for
My children most of the time
Melancholic ruminating on life
The new soap in the bathroom at work made me think of you mad folk. I love y'all so much.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The new soap in the bathroom at work made me think of you mad folk. I love y'all so much.
And now Draco is dead and I'm sobbing in my hotel room.
Luckily I have eight hours to recover before the show tonight.
Luckily I have eight hours to recover before the show tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
And now Draco is dead and I'm sobbing in my hotel room.
Luckily I have eight hours to recover before the show tonight.
Luckily I have eight hours to recover before the show tonight.
In a hotel killing time before a concert tonight, and i found Dragonheart, so I thought "haven't seen this in ages, what the hell."
This is a truly GREAT movie, and now I'm wondering how i forgot how much i love it!
This is a truly GREAT movie, and now I'm wondering how i forgot how much i love it!
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In a hotel killing time before a concert tonight, and i found Dragonheart, so I thought "haven't seen this in ages, what the hell."
This is a truly GREAT movie, and now I'm wondering how i forgot how much i love it!
This is a truly GREAT movie, and now I'm wondering how i forgot how much i love it!
Tired: Me
Wired: the cat
Go away, you little heifer, I need to sleep!!!
Wired: the cat
Go away, you little heifer, I need to sleep!!!
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Tired: Me
Wired: the cat
Go away, you little heifer, I need to sleep!!!
Wired: the cat
Go away, you little heifer, I need to sleep!!!
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“Arkansas: Most people will probably not be eaten by bears.”
October 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Arkansas: Most people will probably not be eaten by bears.”
October 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Time-sensitive: if you think the U of A shouldn’t fire Prof. Felicia Branch for expressing her thoughts on Charlie Kirk’s death, please sign this petition. B/c the Gov has chimed in, the university likely isn’t going to back off without vocal opposition on this. docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/...
Preserve Freedom of Speech in Arkansas: Petition for UA System to refrain from firing Professor Branch
We, the undersigned, oppose the suspension of UA Little Rock Bowen School of Law Professor Felicia Branch on the grounds of freedom of speech, after UA System faced pressure from Arkansas state offici...
docs.google.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Time-sensitive: if you think the U of A shouldn’t fire Prof. Felicia Branch for expressing her thoughts on Charlie Kirk’s death, please sign this petition. B/c the Gov has chimed in, the university likely isn’t going to back off without vocal opposition on this. docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/...
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The data is clear. Voting for Tom Cotton will give your child autism.
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The data is clear. Voting for Tom Cotton will give your child autism.
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BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
I've been making a digital archive of flyers, pics, and stuff from my younger days, and I found this gem from 1991-ish.
Ordinarily I wouldn't post pics from the before times, but I just look so metal in this shot.
Ordinarily I wouldn't post pics from the before times, but I just look so metal in this shot.
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I've been making a digital archive of flyers, pics, and stuff from my younger days, and I found this gem from 1991-ish.
Ordinarily I wouldn't post pics from the before times, but I just look so metal in this shot.
Ordinarily I wouldn't post pics from the before times, but I just look so metal in this shot.
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Worth the read, particularly given the amount of misinformation out there right now. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
10 Political Violence Experts on What Comes Next for America
Can America escape the spiral of political violence after Charlie Kirk’s killing?
www.politico.com
September 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Worth the read, particularly given the amount of misinformation out there right now. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
I never thought I'd be *that* bitch, but here I am, ironing my top sheet because the upper edge is too foldy. 🤷♀️
September 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I never thought I'd be *that* bitch, but here I am, ironing my top sheet because the upper edge is too foldy. 🤷♀️
"Out on the porch there arose such a clatter, we sprang from our bed to see what was the matter."
August 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Out on the porch there arose such a clatter, we sprang from our bed to see what was the matter."
Reposted by Cristina Robertson
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You know how sometimes you take eleventy katrillion pics to try to get one that you don't hate?
Well, this was the best I could come up with. 🫤
Well, this was the best I could come up with. 🫤
July 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You know how sometimes you take eleventy katrillion pics to try to get one that you don't hate?
Well, this was the best I could come up with. 🫤
Well, this was the best I could come up with. 🫤
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This book would be much shorter if written today.
June 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This book would be much shorter if written today.
Is Los Angeles sitting on a big vein of deep substrate foliated kalkite, or is our president just a stupid fascist?
June 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Is Los Angeles sitting on a big vein of deep substrate foliated kalkite, or is our president just a stupid fascist?