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If you've been muted in Marvel Snap, it's out of respect I bet.
What is with the Miss Minutes emote being used by Invisible Woman/Jocasta players if I retreat? They're using the most popular deck right now and 4 out of 5 games I'm facing it...
but playing against a non-meta deck is boring?
October 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me: "Why would I get a 5k token bonus in my Series 4 login reward when Jocasta was in the Marvel Snap token shop? IT'S TIME TO HOLD SECOND DINNER ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS GRIEVOUS AND COMPLETELY INCONSEQUENTIAL ERROR AGAINST ME, A GAMER."

Clippy: "Looks like you're drafting another death threat."
September 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's cool that this fairly basic bounce deck can still compete in top 1k infinite.
September 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I think I faced 3-4 bots during my climb which made getting to infinite a real grind.
September 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I love to get crushed by a bot's Zoo deck that runs Killmonger. I've never been more inspired to attempt to tear my phone apart with my teeth. My doctor said it's the closest I've come to spontaneous combustion.
July 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Anyone playing anything other than the Cannonball tech decks in Grand Arena?

WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT
July 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was curious about the Fantastic Four pack, so spent the 1500 tokens and got this variant and 2k tokens. No complaints!
July 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
With Kid Omega finally available for tokens, I'm able to run this affliction deck that has been waiting for his arrival. Deck code in alt, if interested.
July 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I was having a rough climb to infinite for a few days, but came across this @ika-m.bsky.social deck (I think?) that was highlighted by Dekkster. I proceeded to trounce everyone for 4-8 cubes, with maybe 3 losses on the way. Deck code in alt text.
July 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This deck is pretty fun in sanctum if you're tired of guardians. It's built more for big wins in later turns, which has made 20 scrolls more likely than 16 for me.
June 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Definitely worth checking your inbox for the post event volts-to-boosters conversion.
June 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Text from wife: Can you come here?

I rush upstairs to find her standing in the bathroom staring at the ceiling, trying to convey terrible demonic electric sounds in a panic.

I quit the game of Snap I'm playing - sounds of High Voltage come out of the Bluetooth speaker I forgot to turn off.
June 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
7 of my last 10 Galactus draws have been the red neon border. I'm not angry or sad - I take antidepressants.
June 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wasn't expecting to hit infinite with the first deck I put together for Merlin, but it kept winning, so I kept playing it.
June 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Pretty relatable, tbh

(I have a two year old)
June 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If Marvel Snap cards aren't NFTs, then what did I spend my son's college tuition on exactly?
May 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Has anyone heard of "China White" sneakers? We keep getting requests here at my new store Laced & Stepped On Shoes.
May 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Look at me. I'm the clog deck now."

(Weirdworld may have helped a little)
May 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Prodigy is an interesting card. Pretty useful in a VHand deck, which probably means it works well in (*cough*) Arishem.
May 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's nice to be on the winning end of the "I think I might beat this Mr. Negative deck that just played Jane Foster" game.

Negative is way more consistent than when I last played the archetype a year ago.
May 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you get a turn 4 Esme-created Hulkling-Galactus, it's hard not to follow through. But sometimes things just don't work out.
May 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Seems like people are underestimating V Hand. People keep snapping and losing against this deck that KMBest highlighted yesterday.
May 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Glad to be done with that.
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM