Butter-basted Robert with yams
@criticalsophistry.bsky.social
I like movies and coffee.
All y’all out there stroganoff with animals are fuckin perverts.
This is a vegetarian reimagination of stroganoff that is rich and decadent, thanks to the magic of mushrooms, which deliver walloping umami. nyti.ms/4qEwob9
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
All y’all out there stroganoff with animals are fuckin perverts.
There are multiple adult animation shows with a longer run of good seasons than The Simpsons and nobody talks about them.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
There are multiple adult animation shows with a longer run of good seasons than The Simpsons and nobody talks about them.
Everyone keeps talking about AI slop but nobody is complaining about the endless stream of Hallmark Christmas movie slop.
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Everyone keeps talking about AI slop but nobody is complaining about the endless stream of Hallmark Christmas movie slop.
It would be nice if just once the day would seize me for a fucking change.
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
It would be nice if just once the day would seize me for a fucking change.
I didn’t see enough of these to be certain, but I *feel* like the people who voted in this are fucking idiots.
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I didn’t see enough of these to be certain, but I *feel* like the people who voted in this are fucking idiots.
All of Steve Harrington’s old friends must think he just gave up on himself and started grooming nerdy minors.
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All of Steve Harrington’s old friends must think he just gave up on himself and started grooming nerdy minors.
It’s amazing that Paul Thomas Anderson ever makes movies with all of the school district meetings he has to attend.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It’s amazing that Paul Thomas Anderson ever makes movies with all of the school district meetings he has to attend.
I went indoor skydiving and my instructor was Jason David Frank. He high-fived me a bunch. I also had to squeeze by Queen Latifah to drop appetizers at her table and when I said excuse me she said “don’t worry baby, you’re good.” In a tone that was very warm and comforting.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I went indoor skydiving and my instructor was Jason David Frank. He high-fived me a bunch. I also had to squeeze by Queen Latifah to drop appetizers at her table and when I said excuse me she said “don’t worry baby, you’re good.” In a tone that was very warm and comforting.
Cyclops can lick my b-hole (derogatory).
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cyclops can lick my b-hole (derogatory).
Has it happened yet?
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Has it happened yet?
Stranger Things: Escape the Cum Palace
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Stranger Things: Escape the Cum Palace
Tonight my nephew said that Will is his favorite character in Stranger Things so I might try to ruin Christmas for him.
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Tonight my nephew said that Will is his favorite character in Stranger Things so I might try to ruin Christmas for him.
Me, watching Avatar 2: Should we be giving whales Māori tattoos?
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Me, watching Avatar 2: Should we be giving whales Māori tattoos?
If Koopa put me in the devolution/evolution machine I’d be like hell yeah. No-lose scenario.
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If Koopa put me in the devolution/evolution machine I’d be like hell yeah. No-lose scenario.
Any movie is a Christmas movie if you’ve accepted Santa into your heart as your lord and savior.
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Any movie is a Christmas movie if you’ve accepted Santa into your heart as your lord and savior.
You ever notice how nobody ever beseeches you anymore?
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You ever notice how nobody ever beseeches you anymore?
People have gotten way too comfortable with bringing up their IBS. I don’t need to hear about your mudbutt, folks.
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
People have gotten way too comfortable with bringing up their IBS. I don’t need to hear about your mudbutt, folks.
I don’t like to think of it as living beyond my means; I think of it more as betting on success.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don’t like to think of it as living beyond my means; I think of it more as betting on success.
@iwriteok.bsky.social this you?
On the floor and painting straight out of the pot my guy is a SAVAGE
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social this you?
I thought that one post about Mamdani and Trump was satirical shitposting, but I guess it’s just a weird thing that happened while I was working.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I thought that one post about Mamdani and Trump was satirical shitposting, but I guess it’s just a weird thing that happened while I was working.
Me, negging someone on a date:
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Me, negging someone on a date:
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
I broke this story yesterday, Rolling Stone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I broke this story yesterday, Rolling Stone.
A jukebox is Artificial Spintelligence.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A jukebox is Artificial Spintelligence.
Me: *trying to airdrop a picture from my phone to my laptop*
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me: *trying to airdrop a picture from my phone to my laptop*
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
That post was grammatically insufficient to constitute a threat and everyone knows it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That post was grammatically insufficient to constitute a threat and everyone knows it.