Parklife!

I'm a 45 Leicester fan, so I've completed football. I find it really hard to be upset when we lose. But those who came of age as fans 10 years or so ago, boy are their expectations ruined

I saw someone earlier refer to it as cougar puberty

Is this the redeeming feature of AI generated films? If there are no artists involved, they can't have done bad things?

....but it's a slow, heartfelt acoustic version. Alistair clasps his hands over his ears and leaps into the water. George Bailey watches as the body splashes and sinks, shrugs, slowly crunches away at a bag of Brussels sprouts flavour crisps, scrolls through tik tok for a moment and wanders off (2)

Fade in, Alistair standing on the bridge. He stares down at the water, desperate, trying to make up his mind to act. He leans over looking at the water, fascinated, glances furtively around him, hunches himself as though about to jump. Van Halen's Jump starts to play (1)

Also, I want politicians to be nice, sensible people.

It's just rage bait right? Reform say things that make people angry, which gets engagement. I have no idea which any Lib Dems are because they are probably nice, sensible people.

This is Claudio. 2 years ago he was a stray. Now he has a home and my heart

Puts a new spin on "Finish him"

Yet a cement mixer can be used to make cocktails multiple times

Cloud Atlas, perhaps?

Is it made of chocolate?

Wuster-sheer if you please

Is wine a side?

What if Jerry is to Bluesky what Tom was to MySpace

I assumed it was cheese

How does one toast an egg?

Cat rule #107. If it sits on you, you cannot move it