Chris
critsmit.bsky.social
Chris
@critsmit.bsky.social
I've never been to a rodeo before.
Did he overhear someone from Yorkshire talking about their local pub landlord and get confused?
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have so many questions (at least 3)
I found out recently my husband has been emailing me at the wrong address for over 4 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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jerry maguire is a film about a guy who says all the things we all want to say about our companies on the way out the door and as punishment renée zellweger follows him
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A local MP visited my school, was impressed by my answering a question during assembly and invited me to visit the House of Parliament. I refused to go because I found him a bit creepy, which it turned out was a very good piece of judgement on my part: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021...
October 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This may be controversial but I think the clitoris should purr when you pet it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Raise your hand if you don't like being told what to do
September 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Ruin a film with AI:

Ai Knows What You Did Last Summer
August 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Starmer really is a moral vacuum. Utterly devoid of any principles.

Palestinians either deserve statehood, or they don’t. Whether Israel continues to murder them by starvation or not is totally irrelevant to their claim on statehood
July 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
July 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@secretglasto.bsky.social - the timing of this update feels like a personal attack on you
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July 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Nobody has ever given me lemons
June 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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This is how you make people miss sponsors.
March 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social does this count as cheating?
February 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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We don’t care how many times you’ve seen Teen Wolf. Do not try to play basketball with the wolves. They will eat you.
January 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Ah but did you know Blue Monday is actually nobody cares go away please?
January 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Bravo 👏 👏 👏
[mournfully] hey. must be the money 😔
Rapper Nelly to perform at a Donald Trump’s inaugural ball
January 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@chrisratcliff.bsky.social re having to search for David Lynch movies service by service (your reply to @gralefrit.bsky.social), there's a website called JustWatch where you can search for a show/film and it tells you where it's available, including if that's a stream or pay to view
January 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is about me
I officially hate this website now. Great job everyone.
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A common misunderstanding is that there are 7 deadly sins, when there are in fact 6. 'Sloth lust' is a singular vice.
January 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If one says it's wet weather when it's raining, but not when it's snowing, that means you can drink frozen margaritas during dry January
January 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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🎅🏻 🏴‍☠️ 🎤
December 9, 2024 at 7:47 AM