Crocodile Kyle, Paragon of Style
@croccodilek.bsky.social
*Currently too mentally fried to write something clever here, be right back*
Ehhh, I’ll just get my pumpkin spice latte from the awesome cozy local coffee shop on my town’s Main Street—or Dunkin’ if I’m in a hurry. Miss me with that overpriced rich white woman juice.
August 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ehhh, I’ll just get my pumpkin spice latte from the awesome cozy local coffee shop on my town’s Main Street—or Dunkin’ if I’m in a hurry. Miss me with that overpriced rich white woman juice.
Not with that attitude you won’t
August 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Not with that attitude you won’t
This is where healthy, uncongested heart valves go to die, and I’m saying this as someone who would k*ll to eat a Luther burger or fried chicken breakfast lasagna.
August 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is where healthy, uncongested heart valves go to die, and I’m saying this as someone who would k*ll to eat a Luther burger or fried chicken breakfast lasagna.
Me watching the Jeffrey Epstein scandal really tearing the MAGA movement to pieces like:
a close up of a person 's face with a fx logo in the corner
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a fx logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me watching the Jeffrey Epstein scandal really tearing the MAGA movement to pieces like:
Well hello yourself, cutie-(no)pants
May 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Well hello yourself, cutie-(no)pants
Abs-olutely.😉
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Abs-olutely.😉
I see corsets on a lady nowadays, alls I can think about is this old chestnut.
i 've heard it 's the latest fashion in london .
ALT: i 've heard it 's the latest fashion in london .
media.tenor.com
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I see corsets on a lady nowadays, alls I can think about is this old chestnut.