Crocodile Kyle, Paragon of Style
@croccodilek.bsky.social
*Currently too mentally fried to write something clever here, be right back*
Holy sh*t, not even a crumb of “Minnesota Nice” for the frosty fascists. I love it.😂🫶🏻
🇺🇸 People in Minnesota found the ICE hotel….👏
no sleep for Nazis‼️ 💪
no sleep for Nazis‼️ 💪
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Holy sh*t, not even a crumb of “Minnesota Nice” for the frosty fascists. I love it.😂🫶🏻
Holy sh*t, it really feels like the idiot’s power has been waning ever since the Epstein Files vote
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans in Congress just voted to pass the Protect America’s Workforce Act to restore federal workers’ union rights – the first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term. https://bit.ly/4oNyBQc
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Holy sh*t, it really feels like the idiot’s power has been waning ever since the Epstein Files vote
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if they want to make a star wars romance story so bad, they should just renew the acolyte
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
if they want to make a star wars romance story so bad, they should just renew the acolyte
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dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
Can somebody with more Photoshop experience than I edit Mac, Dennis, Frank, and Luke/Mark into the cover art for the “Golden” single from #kpopdemonhunters? And change the HUNTR/X logo to “CHEM/CAL TO/LET ft. Luke Skywalker”? It’s almost my birthday.🥸
August 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Can somebody with more Photoshop experience than I edit Mac, Dennis, Frank, and Luke/Mark into the cover art for the “Golden” single from #kpopdemonhunters? And change the HUNTR/X logo to “CHEM/CAL TO/LET ft. Luke Skywalker”? It’s almost my birthday.🥸
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I personally want to see a movie about Gollum as a hilariously incompetent owner of a tuber-themed restaurant in South Los Angeles ("Watts Taters")
Personally I hope we find out that what Gollum was doing while wandering about looking for the ring was either solving a series of cozy murders (Precious We Wrotes) or performing in an incompetent hobbit amateur dramatic troupe (The Ring that Goes Wrong)
August 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I personally want to see a movie about Gollum as a hilariously incompetent owner of a tuber-themed restaurant in South Los Angeles ("Watts Taters")
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Hook this shit directly into my veins
"They've warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic's AI training now threatens to "financially ruin" the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement."
Good. Let them.
Good. Let them.
AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified
Copyright class actions could financially ruin AI industry, trade groups say.
arstechnica.com
August 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Hook this shit directly into my veins
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Watched these! Eclectic little mix of movies, I must say.#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
August 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Watched these! Eclectic little mix of movies, I must say.#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Currently rereading The Screaming Citadel crossover storyline of Marvel’s #StarWars post-ANH/pre-ESB run, and the image of Luke Skywalker all dripped out in a tuxedo is still the best thing this arc ever gave us.😭😎 Luthen Rael & Padmè Amidala would be so proud.
August 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Currently rereading The Screaming Citadel crossover storyline of Marvel’s #StarWars post-ANH/pre-ESB run, and the image of Luke Skywalker all dripped out in a tuxedo is still the best thing this arc ever gave us.😭😎 Luthen Rael & Padmè Amidala would be so proud.
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Finally, the #strangerthings kids can leave high school after being held back 10 years!!
June 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Finally, the #strangerthings kids can leave high school after being held back 10 years!!
Shitting his adult diapers on his fancy new plane, no doubt🤣😂
May 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Shitting his adult diapers on his fancy new plane, no doubt🤣😂
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“Always pray before bed”
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May 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Always pray before bed”
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Me:
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#starwarstalesoftheunderworld SPOILERS BELOW
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Man, Cad Bane and his tragic childhood bestie had such an aesthetically pleasing yet realistically terrible childhood on the mean streets of Space!Chicago
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Man, Cad Bane and his tragic childhood bestie had such an aesthetically pleasing yet realistically terrible childhood on the mean streets of Space!Chicago
May 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
#starwarstalesoftheunderworld SPOILERS BELOW
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Man, Cad Bane and his tragic childhood bestie had such an aesthetically pleasing yet realistically terrible childhood on the mean streets of Space!Chicago
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Man, Cad Bane and his tragic childhood bestie had such an aesthetically pleasing yet realistically terrible childhood on the mean streets of Space!Chicago
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THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IS THE LAW OF THE LAND AND A SUPERSTATUTE AND THE PRESIDENT CANNOT UNDO IT.
sincerely,
a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination
sincerely,
a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination
April 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IS THE LAW OF THE LAND AND A SUPERSTATUTE AND THE PRESIDENT CANNOT UNDO IT.
sincerely,
a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination
sincerely,
a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination
April 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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To the people who think racist authoritarians should be posting more on Bluesky: What the actual fuck is wrong with you, fuck off with that mealy-mouth "both sides" bullshit, thank you for your attention, now go fuck yourselves
April 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
To the people who think racist authoritarians should be posting more on Bluesky: What the actual fuck is wrong with you, fuck off with that mealy-mouth "both sides" bullshit, thank you for your attention, now go fuck yourselves
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what if rival marine biologists moved to the penguin island to wait out the next four years and then they fell in love FOR REAL
April 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
what if rival marine biologists moved to the penguin island to wait out the next four years and then they fell in love FOR REAL
Since I’ve seen The Question pop up in the replies to you, I’ll add his blueprint:
March 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Since I’ve seen The Question pop up in the replies to you, I’ll add his blueprint:
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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!