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Chris Rock
@crockpot.dev
Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes
I enjoyed it and I’m glad it happened but I was feeling the same when season 2 came out and it wasn’t a completely new story. I was really hoping for an anthology
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Did you also just watch the new Veritasium video?
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Vegetable” is a culinary category, not a botanical one. So they can be both fruits and vegetables AT THE SAME TIME
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down for What
YouTube video by DJSnakeVEVO
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December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Chicago but only because it’s the only one I’ve been to. Unless you count St Louis in which case still Chicago
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I saw someone getting upset with people about that. Like as long as you also use it for the intended purpose of describing the image for accessibility, I can’t see why there would be harm in adding in extra jokes
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Chicken Caesar Salad - 950 cal - $15.99. Get it Cobbed for $1.50”
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I love learning new lore about my favorite accounts. Thank you for putting in the work!
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
What’s the car and what was the issue?
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Mar a lago is actually not a golf club. It’s like a country club without the golf so just the absolute worst. But your plan could still work. Would be especially good if we don’t tell the club members first.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Planning on stuffing some lead and asbestos into a frozen turkey and tossing it into a pot of boiling oil on my kitchen stove.
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I love when the snow covers them but you can still see the light through the snow
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM