Chris Rock
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Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes
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This 1947 stop motion animation does a brilliant job of explaining why it's so hard to represent a 3-dimensional globe on a 2-dimensional sheet of paper. Directed by Evelyn Lambert, an animation pioneer at Canada's National Film Board (NFB). www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQL...
The Impossible Map
YouTube video by NFB
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This 1947 stop motion animation does a brilliant job of explaining why it's so hard to represent a 3-dimensional globe on a 2-dimensional sheet of paper. Directed by Evelyn Lambert, an animation pioneer at Canada's National Film Board (NFB). www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQL...
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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Zohran Mamdani has yet to give a solo press conference since taking office.
January 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Zohran Mamdani has yet to give a solo press conference since taking office.
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Is it too early to call 2026 a disappointing failure for Democrats?
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Is it too early to call 2026 a disappointing failure for Democrats?
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Opinion | Why aren’t the buses free yet?
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Opinion | Why aren’t the buses free yet?
Really hard to pick a favorite. A couple of top contenders
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Really hard to pick a favorite. A couple of top contenders
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December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Some of you might know this story, but someone requested it as a reply to this thread, so I'll do that.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Some of you might know this story, but someone requested it as a reply to this thread, so I'll do that.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
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MOST INTERESTING GUEST
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
Chesa Boudin Grew up Visiting His Parents in Prison. He Later Became San Francisco DA.
open.spotify.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
MOST INTERESTING GUEST
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
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Did you get behind on OA this year? Add this playlist to your Spotify library to catch up on (or revisit) some of our favorite episodes of 2025!
open.spotify.com/playlist/12X...
open.spotify.com/playlist/12X...
OA 2025 Top Hits
open.spotify.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Did you get behind on OA this year? Add this playlist to your Spotify library to catch up on (or revisit) some of our favorite episodes of 2025!
open.spotify.com/playlist/12X...
open.spotify.com/playlist/12X...
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Ladysmith Black Mounjaro
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ladysmith Black Mounjaro
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Hear it here first before every hipster coffee shop catches fire with this news: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are two of the MAGA movement's most brilliant leaders (derogatory)
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hear it here first before every hipster coffee shop catches fire with this news: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are two of the MAGA movement's most brilliant leaders (derogatory)
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monster train is a really good game because it understands that the coolest form of transit is trains and the coolest form of metaphysical creature is monsters
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
monster train is a really good game because it understands that the coolest form of transit is trains and the coolest form of metaphysical creature is monsters
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For the THIRD time, Oops! All Zelda is starting now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
For the THIRD time, Oops! All Zelda is starting now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
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I don’t know what @gailsimone.bsky.social is talking about.
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I don’t know what @gailsimone.bsky.social is talking about.
I love that when the computer says “skeptical of truth”, they cut to a black and white clip of someone holding a “protect trans kids” sign rather than any of their bullshit
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I love that when the computer says “skeptical of truth”, they cut to a black and white clip of someone holding a “protect trans kids” sign rather than any of their bullshit
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
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Diaper J trump Institute of piss
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Diaper J trump Institute of piss
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It's always Sasquatch, but never Sask Listen
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's always Sasquatch, but never Sask Listen
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Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad, Charlie Brown. They’ll kill you
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad, Charlie Brown. They’ll kill you
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires