@crocodilejaunt.bsky.social
Jauntiest of crocodiles. Prolific writer of garbage, including some literary and speculative fiction
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Remember, remember, the fifth of November, face powder, treason, despot
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I like the word dial. It’s laid back.
May 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I like the word dial. It’s laid back.
"The number one movie at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will turn out for you."
Err...
Err...
January 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"The number one movie at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will turn out for you."
Err...
Err...
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I'm making a TV series about the different parts of my gas cooker - I've already filmed the pilot.
January 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm making a TV series about the different parts of my gas cooker - I've already filmed the pilot.
I failed miserably with my usual book target of 60 last year (only managed 25), so this year I'm going all out to make amends, targeting 95! No chance 😂
January 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I failed miserably with my usual book target of 60 last year (only managed 25), so this year I'm going all out to make amends, targeting 95! No chance 😂
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I've just bought my friends a new boiler and complete central heating system, as a house warming present.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I've just bought my friends a new boiler and complete central heating system, as a house warming present.
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Found my old childhood diary. I was such a prescient little boy
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Found my old childhood diary. I was such a prescient little boy
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I’ve taken a vowel of slence.
November 22, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I’ve taken a vowel of slence.
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Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
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But Muuuuuuuum, I don't want to learn to Joust!
November 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
But Muuuuuuuum, I don't want to learn to Joust!
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I saw my first porn movie last night and I couldn't believe how young I looked.
November 13, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I saw my first porn movie last night and I couldn't believe how young I looked.
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[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs]
🎵All the leavs are grey
🎵(All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey
🎵(And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk
*entire band loses their fucking minds*
🎵All the leavs are grey
🎵(All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey
🎵(And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk
*entire band loses their fucking minds*
November 23, 2023 at 11:43 AM
[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs]
🎵All the leavs are grey
🎵(All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey
🎵(And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk
*entire band loses their fucking minds*
🎵All the leavs are grey
🎵(All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey
🎵(And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk
*entire band loses their fucking minds*
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Just opened a calzone restaurant. Used to have a pizza restaurant, but it folded.
November 13, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Just opened a calzone restaurant. Used to have a pizza restaurant, but it folded.
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nature is so beautiful 🥲
November 13, 2024 at 4:12 AM
nature is so beautiful 🥲
Hi everyone, a little intro:
I'm a budding fiction writer and I have written in private my whole life due to a massive fear of rejection. But I decided recently that, rejection be damned, I'm going to go for it.
Looking forward to getting involved in the community here 🙂
#writingcommunity
I'm a budding fiction writer and I have written in private my whole life due to a massive fear of rejection. But I decided recently that, rejection be damned, I'm going to go for it.
Looking forward to getting involved in the community here 🙂
#writingcommunity
November 11, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Hi everyone, a little intro:
I'm a budding fiction writer and I have written in private my whole life due to a massive fear of rejection. But I decided recently that, rejection be damned, I'm going to go for it.
Looking forward to getting involved in the community here 🙂
#writingcommunity
I'm a budding fiction writer and I have written in private my whole life due to a massive fear of rejection. But I decided recently that, rejection be damned, I'm going to go for it.
Looking forward to getting involved in the community here 🙂
#writingcommunity
Just found a...dancing ghost leaf?
November 10, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Just found a...dancing ghost leaf?
The new fiction section of my local bookstore just now
#writingcommunity
#writingcommunity
November 10, 2024 at 4:19 PM
The new fiction section of my local bookstore just now
#writingcommunity
#writingcommunity
GAMES NIGHT!!! 🎮
November 9, 2024 at 4:48 PM
GAMES NIGHT!!! 🎮
Possibly the most interesting thing for me about a writer is how natural their dialogue is. Nell Zink is a favourite of mine with that, as it just zips off the page with a beautiful rhythm.
Any suggestions for authors who are particularly good at writing dialogue?
#writingcommunity
Any suggestions for authors who are particularly good at writing dialogue?
#writingcommunity
November 9, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Possibly the most interesting thing for me about a writer is how natural their dialogue is. Nell Zink is a favourite of mine with that, as it just zips off the page with a beautiful rhythm.
Any suggestions for authors who are particularly good at writing dialogue?
#writingcommunity
Any suggestions for authors who are particularly good at writing dialogue?
#writingcommunity
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The internet of things
November 8, 2024 at 11:43 AM
The internet of things
Hi! Is anyone aware of someone who does gaming art that either has existing work or would be open to a commission for a fairly large Gaming/Playstation multi-character piece, on print or canvas, and ideally UK-based?
#gaming #artcommissions
#gaming #artcommissions
November 8, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Hi! Is anyone aware of someone who does gaming art that either has existing work or would be open to a commission for a fairly large Gaming/Playstation multi-character piece, on print or canvas, and ideally UK-based?
#gaming #artcommissions
#gaming #artcommissions
Had a bit of a lull this past week, having not put a single word down. Thankfully I got a bit of inspiration from the #WritingCommunity feed and was back writing this morning, coffee in hand and a new idea turning over in my head 🤞
November 8, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Had a bit of a lull this past week, having not put a single word down. Thankfully I got a bit of inspiration from the #WritingCommunity feed and was back writing this morning, coffee in hand and a new idea turning over in my head 🤞
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
November 8, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
Looking forward to a games night with friends on Saturday. A mix so far of new AAA titles, sports, and indie games:
Stellar Blade
Black Myth Wukong
Space Marine 2
Forza Horizon 4
NHL 24
Overpass
Firewatch
Have a Nice Death
Hauntii
Any suggestions?
Stellar Blade
Black Myth Wukong
Space Marine 2
Forza Horizon 4
NHL 24
Overpass
Firewatch
Have a Nice Death
Hauntii
Any suggestions?
November 7, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Looking forward to a games night with friends on Saturday. A mix so far of new AAA titles, sports, and indie games:
Stellar Blade
Black Myth Wukong
Space Marine 2
Forza Horizon 4
NHL 24
Overpass
Firewatch
Have a Nice Death
Hauntii
Any suggestions?
Stellar Blade
Black Myth Wukong
Space Marine 2
Forza Horizon 4
NHL 24
Overpass
Firewatch
Have a Nice Death
Hauntii
Any suggestions?