Skeeter Valentine
@cromerzome.bsky.social
Comedian & sports fan. Basically just writing jokes, shitposting, and spreading misinformation about important historical figures.
Happy New Year, Nerds
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Happy New Year, Nerds
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I'm spending 2026 absolutely not forgiving y'all for being dumbasses in 2024 and 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I'm spending 2026 absolutely not forgiving y'all for being dumbasses in 2024 and 2025.
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it’s all i’ve got
Mosley let Tyus Jones get picked on for 3 straight possessions before doing anything and ORL lost their lead. This is the stuff people get on him for on coaching
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Mosley let Tyus Jones get picked on for 3 straight possessions before doing anything and ORL lost their lead. This is the stuff people get on him for on coaching
PLAY THE SONG!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
PLAY THE SONG!!!!!
WAY TO PULL UP ON THE SHOT CHALLENGE, AB
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
WAY TO PULL UP ON THE SHOT CHALLENGE, AB
BULLLLLLSSHHIIITTTTTT
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
BULLLLLLSSHHIIITTTTTT
JOKIC IS AGAIN GOING TO DO SOME ILLEGAL SHIT AND ASK FOR A CHALLENGE LMAOOO
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
JOKIC IS AGAIN GOING TO DO SOME ILLEGAL SHIT AND ASK FOR A CHALLENGE LMAOOO
Soooo that's not a foul on Murray right, officials?
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Soooo that's not a foul on Murray right, officials?
Jokic just flopped to try and get a call. It's very clear he did. The refs shouldn't be giving any credence to it. They will because it's the NBA, but in a just world, with how Jokic bowls into everyone on the block, he shouldn't be given this
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Jokic just flopped to try and get a call. It's very clear he did. The refs shouldn't be giving any credence to it. They will because it's the NBA, but in a just world, with how Jokic bowls into everyone on the block, he shouldn't be given this
At least not by Paolo
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
At least not by Paolo
Jokic wasn't fouled there
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Jokic wasn't fouled there
You can't defend better than that. Refs bailed Murray out
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You can't defend better than that. Refs bailed Murray out
Tyus Jones just cant guard anyone. It's a free run to the paint for anyone he is on
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tyus Jones just cant guard anyone. It's a free run to the paint for anyone he is on
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I can't even blame the refs for this game. We got Jamal Cain trying to go coast-to-coast 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I can't even blame the refs for this game. We got Jamal Cain trying to go coast-to-coast 🙄
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watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
Parents arrived last night. Please tell me why all the lights are on in my house and they are streaming PlutoTV at MAX VOLUME!
WHO DO THEY THINK IS PAYING THE BILLS AROUND HERE?!
WHO DO THEY THINK IS PAYING THE BILLS AROUND HERE?!
a woman is sitting in a chair with a necklace around her neck and a sad look on her face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with a necklace around her neck and a sad look on her face .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Parents arrived last night. Please tell me why all the lights are on in my house and they are streaming PlutoTV at MAX VOLUME!
WHO DO THEY THINK IS PAYING THE BILLS AROUND HERE?!
WHO DO THEY THINK IS PAYING THE BILLS AROUND HERE?!
Bro, even white people are fed up. LMAOOOOO
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
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December 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Bro, even white people are fed up. LMAOOOOO
Buddy, if Bill Clinton is saying "Why y'all hiding?!", YOU have done some supremely fucked up stuff. Trump's only talking point is toast.
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Buddy, if Bill Clinton is saying "Why y'all hiding?!", YOU have done some supremely fucked up stuff. Trump's only talking point is toast.
Wait....Yall were supposed to be apologizing for being white THIS WHOLE TIME?!?! Were we supposed to recieve this in the mail or by phone?!!
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wait....Yall were supposed to be apologizing for being white THIS WHOLE TIME?!?! Were we supposed to recieve this in the mail or by phone?!!
Joe Prunty and Noah Penda may end up saving this game
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Joe Prunty and Noah Penda may end up saving this game