Nixon Center for Crooked Governance
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The Nixon Center for Crooked Governance works tirelessly to promote undemocratic dialogue, polarization, civic disengagement, & Sino-US relations. Building upon Nixon's legacy of corruption and disclosure, we are the ONLY publicly crooked think tank in DC.
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What starts the process are the laughs and slights when you are a kid. But if you are reasonably intelligent and if your anger is deep enough and strong enough, you can learn that you can change those attitudes by excellence, personal gut performance, while those with it all sit on their fat butts.
Nixon, a decade after resigning:
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I said LinkedIn freak, seven days a week
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I said LinkedIn freak, seven days a week
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
Penny for your thoughts? Do you know what a pun is?
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Penny for your thoughts? Do you know what a pun is?
I'm looking for seed funding for my black hebrew israelite version of the matrix
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm looking for seed funding for my black hebrew israelite version of the matrix
incel cypher from the matrix:
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
incel cypher from the matrix:
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
you know that mary todd lincoln had crazy pussy
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
you know that mary todd lincoln had crazy pussy
Americans will keep pushing their people West until they fall into the ocean.
the oregon trail just keeps happening over and over
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Americans will keep pushing their people West until they fall into the ocean.
As the ONLY think tank that openly advocates for corruption on Capitol Hill, we endorse this message.
"The difference between Trump’s era and those before it is not the presence of corruption, but its visibility and the nation’s collective incapacity to feel scandalised by it."
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
As the ONLY think tank that openly advocates for corruption on Capitol Hill, we endorse this message.
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gay joker:
"Now watch, batman, as i make your penis...
DISSAPPEAR"
*deepthroat sounds*
"Now watch, batman, as i make your penis...
DISSAPPEAR"
*deepthroat sounds*
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
gay joker:
"Now watch, batman, as i make your penis...
DISSAPPEAR"
*deepthroat sounds*
"Now watch, batman, as i make your penis...
DISSAPPEAR"
*deepthroat sounds*
my pickup line involving a dead baby is NOT doing numbers
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
my pickup line involving a dead baby is NOT doing numbers
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President Nixon significantly expanded the federal food assistance program, making it truly nationwide by 1973 and increasing participation fivefold 1969-74. While he fell short of his pledge to end hunger in America, he maintains that hunger is a barrier to prosperity and peace.
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
President Nixon significantly expanded the federal food assistance program, making it truly nationwide by 1973 and increasing participation fivefold 1969-74. While he fell short of his pledge to end hunger in America, he maintains that hunger is a barrier to prosperity and peace.
i can't relate to either of these guys. no problems here.
....and men with rapid ejaculation report more anxiety. Chinese studies often point to genetics for RE, while DE has been more difficult to pinpoint #Urology #HumanSexuality #Medsky
Men with delayed ejaculation report lower sexual satisfaction and more depressive symptoms
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i can't relate to either of these guys. no problems here.
the NYC mayor race has a lot of sopranos season-arc villains. Curtis Sliwa is very Phil Leotardo. Mario Cuomo is a little bit of uncle jun and little carmine. Brad lander is councilor zellman. mamdani is furio i guess?
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the NYC mayor race has a lot of sopranos season-arc villains. Curtis Sliwa is very Phil Leotardo. Mario Cuomo is a little bit of uncle jun and little carmine. Brad lander is councilor zellman. mamdani is furio i guess?
all chemists are technically substance abusers
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
all chemists are technically substance abusers
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me, the one jock at the royal academy of sciences in 1801: "double slit experiment? whats that? if it means doin 2 chicks at the same time, i DEFINITELY discovered that before YOU."
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
me, the one jock at the royal academy of sciences in 1801: "double slit experiment? whats that? if it means doin 2 chicks at the same time, i DEFINITELY discovered that before YOU."
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what abouta white nationalist mexico named tacquero carlos
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
what abouta white nationalist mexico named tacquero carlos
We’ve met with Greta Thunberg and others in the flotilla. They describe hours-long scenes of torture and sexual harassment in Israeli captivity. Experts conclude that they have been subjected to serious crimes – Sweden’s foreign minister believes they have themselves to blame.
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Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”
– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar
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October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
this is why you keep the hostages until they give into your demands. this is kindergarten stuff, really. cmon hamas
So far TODAY Israel has:
- bombed Gaza City
- bombed Khan Younis
- shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City
- refused to open the Rafah border crossing
- announced they would once more block aid
This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.
- bombed Gaza City
- bombed Khan Younis
- shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City
- refused to open the Rafah border crossing
- announced they would once more block aid
This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this is why you keep the hostages until they give into your demands. this is kindergarten stuff, really. cmon hamas
Your revolution is over. My condolences, Mr. Torres! The Dems lost! My advice is to do what your parents did: go back to your job!
October 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Your revolution is over. My condolences, Mr. Torres! The Dems lost! My advice is to do what your parents did: go back to your job!
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Imagine being so unfuckable that you get friend zoned by a freaking robot. I would be at the end of my rope.
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Imagine being so unfuckable that you get friend zoned by a freaking robot. I would be at the end of my rope.
as i get older, i am starting to realize that your average person may actually be too fucking stupid to conceive of a "spectrum." whether we're talking gender, autism, or sexuality, they cannot imagine it. hell, with the freakouts about 5G, add the electromagnetic spectrum in there too.
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
as i get older, i am starting to realize that your average person may actually be too fucking stupid to conceive of a "spectrum." whether we're talking gender, autism, or sexuality, they cannot imagine it. hell, with the freakouts about 5G, add the electromagnetic spectrum in there too.