David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
We already knew bronies were a mistake but hoo boy were bronies a mistake
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We already knew bronies were a mistake but hoo boy were bronies a mistake
Counterargument: The Enterprise is a man, as demonstrated by the fact that it is the love of James Tiberius Kirk's life
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Counterargument: The Enterprise is a man, as demonstrated by the fact that it is the love of James Tiberius Kirk's life
YEARS of catharsis, just beautiful
(And I love that it was the little domino for the Phillies getting to the WS that year)
(And I love that it was the little domino for the Phillies getting to the WS that year)
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
YEARS of catharsis, just beautiful
(And I love that it was the little domino for the Phillies getting to the WS that year)
(And I love that it was the little domino for the Phillies getting to the WS that year)
It's funny because you could tell me Christopher Nolan is President Of All Directors and I would (a) completely accept that but (b) not connect it to the DGA at all
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's funny because you could tell me Christopher Nolan is President Of All Directors and I would (a) completely accept that but (b) not connect it to the DGA at all
Hernandez and Eddings are both legendarily bad at umpiring. Hernandez once sued MLB for allegedly discriminating against him by not assigning him to high-profile postseason games and they successfully defended the suit with "we didn't have him officiate those games because he objectively sucks"
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hernandez and Eddings are both legendarily bad at umpiring. Hernandez once sued MLB for allegedly discriminating against him by not assigning him to high-profile postseason games and they successfully defended the suit with "we didn't have him officiate those games because he objectively sucks"
Me reading the Texas redistricting order
a baseball player wearing a phillies uniform is standing on the base
ALT: a baseball player wearing a phillies uniform is standing on the base
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me reading the Texas redistricting order
At what point does the rest of NATO start looking for a way to kick us out of the club
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
At what point does the rest of NATO start looking for a way to kick us out of the club
"Keep on protecting us from the dangerous aliens" in the most sarcastic tone Tommy Lee Jones has ever used
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Keep on protecting us from the dangerous aliens" in the most sarcastic tone Tommy Lee Jones has ever used
Murder-suicide cult, you can't even get them to do the right thing out of base self-preservation
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Murder-suicide cult, you can't even get them to do the right thing out of base self-preservation
They're "narcoterrorists" (itself an insane concept) so their very existence is terrorism
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
They're "narcoterrorists" (itself an insane concept) so their very existence is terrorism
They really wrote a whole musical about the Wicked Witch of the West and spent maybe ten minutes thinking about how to make their story consistent with The Wizard Of Oz
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They really wrote a whole musical about the Wicked Witch of the West and spent maybe ten minutes thinking about how to make their story consistent with The Wizard Of Oz
Seems of a piece with Trump v. Hawaii's "immigration restrictions based on a president's explicit written demand for race-based tests are presumed cool"
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Seems of a piece with Trump v. Hawaii's "immigration restrictions based on a president's explicit written demand for race-based tests are presumed cool"
Tired: We'll just wait for Alito and Thomas to age out
Wired: 13 justices and de facto term limits
Inspired: By assisting Trump's return to power in defiance of the 14th Amendment, the six Republican justices participated in an insurrection and disqualified themselves from office forever
Wired: 13 justices and de facto term limits
Inspired: By assisting Trump's return to power in defiance of the 14th Amendment, the six Republican justices participated in an insurrection and disqualified themselves from office forever
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tired: We'll just wait for Alito and Thomas to age out
Wired: 13 justices and de facto term limits
Inspired: By assisting Trump's return to power in defiance of the 14th Amendment, the six Republican justices participated in an insurrection and disqualified themselves from office forever
Wired: 13 justices and de facto term limits
Inspired: By assisting Trump's return to power in defiance of the 14th Amendment, the six Republican justices participated in an insurrection and disqualified themselves from office forever
Not only worse but more transparently political
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not only worse but more transparently political
No murder is pointless if you love murder enough
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
No murder is pointless if you love murder enough
Reverse Xeno's Paradox
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reverse Xeno's Paradox
It also means they can see whether this turned out to be a dummymander and THEN decide its fate
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It also means they can see whether this turned out to be a dummymander and THEN decide its fate
Does the pardon cover crimes that happened on Jan. 6, or crimes related to the events that happened on Jan. 6?
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Does the pardon cover crimes that happened on Jan. 6, or crimes related to the events that happened on Jan. 6?
If he gets indigestion, shouldn't that count as assault on a police officer?
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If he gets indigestion, shouldn't that count as assault on a police officer?
I assume that's the baseline for believing any immigrant, from anywhere, is a sleeper agent
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I assume that's the baseline for believing any immigrant, from anywhere, is a sleeper agent
It's a simple, low-stakes way to show they're committed to rooting out his corruption of the government. If they won't even SAY they want to bulldoze a tacky-ass ballroom, how are we supposed to believe they'll have an appetite for the harder work of purging DOGErs or restoring USAID?
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's a simple, low-stakes way to show they're committed to rooting out his corruption of the government. If they won't even SAY they want to bulldoze a tacky-ass ballroom, how are we supposed to believe they'll have an appetite for the harder work of purging DOGErs or restoring USAID?
Anyone from the winning team who decides to celebrate with a trip to Disneyland will be immediately arrested for overstaying their visa
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Anyone from the winning team who decides to celebrate with a trip to Disneyland will be immediately arrested for overstaying their visa