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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 12h

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 19h

Took a half day today I’m gonna go get pizza with my buddies 😀

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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone: trying their hardest while the game is on the line

Chris Jones:

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 2d

Sammy in a non-contact jersey already we’re simply back

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 2d

I am not talking about Sabres hockey rn you are all disgusting perverts get help

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 2d

No Daboll reunion? I know him and McD don’t like each other but I feel like if he gets canned he would just come back. Brady to Cincy Daboll back to Buff, the reunion timeline 😳

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 3d

This game is a mess

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pumpkin spice seltzer 🎃 @seltzermom.bsky.social · 3d

bills

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13d

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d

me ordering dessert at Arby's

thursday @phillydrummer.bsky.social · 3d

need a turnover here

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 3d

Time to touch up that CV brother GG’s

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 3d

Some of my favorite discourse to read amongst internet strangers about what “skyline” is better in the North American metros. Like we’re legit arguing about which place has more empty overpriced condos rn. Hope this brings you all joy though 🙂

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 3d

😍😍😍

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 3d

Bro was inactive first half (sightseeing/catching a vibe)

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 3d

Vikings WR Jordan Addison, who did not play in the first quarter because of a coach’s decision, is now on the field.

Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 3d

Go Bills

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 4d

Change in Headline

Before: Mark Sanchez, Ex-N.F.L. Quarterback, Is Injured in Stabbing in Indianapolis
After: Mark Sanchez, Ex-N.F.L. Quarterback, Is Charged in Stabbing in Indianapolis

Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 5d

This is our year wym

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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 5d

my husband told me he’s starting a line of Phillies sex toys, and he told me his first product is the Orion Cockring

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 5d

Congrats on the sex the album is not for me tho 👍

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 5d

Dude is famous for football and HIS balls now 💯

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 5d

This country is a massive shit hole

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 5d

My ICE agent gonna look like this when he sees those posts

Ben Affleck, stressed and smoking a cigarette.

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 5d

Two of the greatest pop releases of our lifetime. I’ll stand on that heavy too. Lyricism, production, impact. Just amazing that she went back to back like that.

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My Next Band Name @mynextbandname.bsky.social · 5d

TRAVIS KELCE'S DICK

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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 5d

The diss track and the Travis schaboing song are the only memorable moments. Gonna let people enjoy things if they are happy I am happy for them 😀 congrats on the sex Taylor!

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