Crotchety Jack
@crotchetyjack.bsky.social
I like Video Games and Football and Pokemon. Trans Rights are Human Rights
You know what would settle this? A duel
June 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You know what would settle this? A duel
I love and hate that Anthony Edwards got me into basketball
May 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I love and hate that Anthony Edwards got me into basketball
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The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’
April 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’
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No, this is not “the worst timeline.” You don’t want to know how bad they have it in the Centipede Dimension
April 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
No, this is not “the worst timeline.” You don’t want to know how bad they have it in the Centipede Dimension
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wisconsin loves to elect donald trump and immediately be like “wait a minute…we hate that guy!”
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
wisconsin loves to elect donald trump and immediately be like “wait a minute…we hate that guy!”
Also everyone that's saying "Xbox said it was coming out in 2023, don't get your hopes up"
Do you like to be the sinkhole of joy? Do you see a group of people laughing and smiling and think, "those stupid bastards, how can they be happy? They must not know the many reasons to be sad"
Fuck you
Do you like to be the sinkhole of joy? Do you see a group of people laughing and smiling and think, "those stupid bastards, how can they be happy? They must not know the many reasons to be sad"
Fuck you
April 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Also everyone that's saying "Xbox said it was coming out in 2023, don't get your hopes up"
Do you like to be the sinkhole of joy? Do you see a group of people laughing and smiling and think, "those stupid bastards, how can they be happy? They must not know the many reasons to be sad"
Fuck you
Do you like to be the sinkhole of joy? Do you see a group of people laughing and smiling and think, "those stupid bastards, how can they be happy? They must not know the many reasons to be sad"
Fuck you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME
FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME
April 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME
FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME
I've spent 2 days and several amazon packages setting up this game boy emulator thing and I've made the unfortunate realization that I take much more pleasure in setting something up than actually using the thing
April 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I've spent 2 days and several amazon packages setting up this game boy emulator thing and I've made the unfortunate realization that I take much more pleasure in setting something up than actually using the thing
If adobe has zero haters it means im fucking dead
March 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If adobe has zero haters it means im fucking dead
With all the talks of tariffs and the prices of consumer goods on the verge of skyrocketing, I still stand by the theory that people will continue to not give a shit until the price of call of duty/madden/2k/pokemon cracks $100
March 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
With all the talks of tariffs and the prices of consumer goods on the verge of skyrocketing, I still stand by the theory that people will continue to not give a shit until the price of call of duty/madden/2k/pokemon cracks $100
This movie is going to be 6 hours long with unintelligible dialogue and I will be seated until the credits roll
March 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This movie is going to be 6 hours long with unintelligible dialogue and I will be seated until the credits roll
Didn’t get any emails from the rest of my team that they’re working from home, so I spent almost an hour getting to the office only for it to be me and my boss. On one hand, I don’t get to work at home and spend quality time with my wife and pets, but on the other hand, my boss thinks I’m a good boy
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Didn’t get any emails from the rest of my team that they’re working from home, so I spent almost an hour getting to the office only for it to be me and my boss. On one hand, I don’t get to work at home and spend quality time with my wife and pets, but on the other hand, my boss thinks I’m a good boy
I'm part of a small IT team, about 4 of us, and I just found out that all 3 of them like Joe Rogan and listen to his podcast. It's joever for me folks
February 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm part of a small IT team, about 4 of us, and I just found out that all 3 of them like Joe Rogan and listen to his podcast. It's joever for me folks
THE HATERS SAID YOU COULDNT DO IT CHIKORITA. THEY SAID YOU WERE THE WORST STARTER. PROVE THEM WRONG
February 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
THE HATERS SAID YOU COULDNT DO IT CHIKORITA. THEY SAID YOU WERE THE WORST STARTER. PROVE THEM WRONG
Working in a public government building means the majority of the public I see is pushing retirement age. So it’s especially jarring when I walk through the main doors and get absolutely punched in the face by the aroma of axe body spray
January 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Working in a public government building means the majority of the public I see is pushing retirement age. So it’s especially jarring when I walk through the main doors and get absolutely punched in the face by the aroma of axe body spray