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Crotch Fat
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Sandwiches
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
"Limin loime flayvuh"
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
What if somebody with the Raiders framed the O-line coach son for murder? Would Pete be back then?
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
For anybody who's new here: just know that whenever I post about having diarrhea, it will be when I am THINKING about having diarrhea, but NEVER while I am in the middle of actually having diarrhea.

That's the CROTCHFAT PROMISE™️
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"Not to worry, interior offensive linemen grow on trees, we'll just solve this problem with comp picks and August free agent signings!" said The Ravens since Yanda retired
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Mandoline: "is this... the test?"
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
(sneezes)

"GROW UP."
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
scotch is bognog
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I can't know how to hear anymore about guys
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM