CrowMeris
@crowmeris.bsky.social
Matriarchin. Omi. Gemahlin. Schwester. Haustierelternteil.
USN Vet. 3rd Gen Antifa. Literal af. Fact demander. Source provider.
Here there be cursing. #TeamBear
USN Vet. 3rd Gen Antifa. Literal af. Fact demander. Source provider.
Here there be cursing. #TeamBear
He could have scrubbed it off or at the least faded it out with something like Goof Off, but that would require real work. And time. Far too much time.
But he got his photo op and that's all that matters to Teddy.
But he got his photo op and that's all that matters to Teddy.
September 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
He could have scrubbed it off or at the least faded it out with something like Goof Off, but that would require real work. And time. Far too much time.
But he got his photo op and that's all that matters to Teddy.
But he got his photo op and that's all that matters to Teddy.
That dude: he'd be a dead man walking.
But...I would have insisted that my husband with his über-long legs take the upgrade AFTER he offered it to me.
But...I would have insisted that my husband with his über-long legs take the upgrade AFTER he offered it to me.
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That dude: he'd be a dead man walking.
But...I would have insisted that my husband with his über-long legs take the upgrade AFTER he offered it to me.
But...I would have insisted that my husband with his über-long legs take the upgrade AFTER he offered it to me.
He likes his DoorDash or Uber Cart in her granny gown by 8-9 PM?
September 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He likes his DoorDash or Uber Cart in her granny gown by 8-9 PM?
Major respect to both of them.
September 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Major respect to both of them.
Hard pass, trump.
Bye now.
Bye now.
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hard pass, trump.
Bye now.
Bye now.
Put me on that jury. Please.
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Put me on that jury. Please.
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NO IT IS NOT ONE OF YOUR "DUTIES".
Dear gods the bar is buried in hell.
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NO IT IS NOT ONE OF YOUR "DUTIES".
Dear gods the bar is buried in hell.
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NO IT IS NOT ONE OF YOUR "DUTIES".
Dear gods the bar is buried in hell.
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NO IT IS NOT ONE OF YOUR "DUTIES".
Dear gods the bar is buried in hell.
Girl. Really?
Dump his ass.
Dump his ass.
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Girl. Really?
Dump his ass.
Dump his ass.
Honey, just change the channel/video/whatever.
No one is compelling you. Promise.
No one is compelling you. Promise.
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Honey, just change the channel/video/whatever.
No one is compelling you. Promise.
No one is compelling you. Promise.
The math is wrong.
I mean the math is right, but still...it's wrong.
I mean the math is right, but still...it's wrong.
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The math is wrong.
I mean the math is right, but still...it's wrong.
I mean the math is right, but still...it's wrong.
Eww.
And eww.
And more eww.
On top of that, what does he mean by getting "there" Greek on?
And eww.
And more eww.
On top of that, what does he mean by getting "there" Greek on?
September 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Eww.
And eww.
And more eww.
On top of that, what does he mean by getting "there" Greek on?
And eww.
And more eww.
On top of that, what does he mean by getting "there" Greek on?
I can't even anymore.
August 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can't even anymore.
All ya gotta say is "Honey, give it a break for a little bit, okay? I love to hear you sing but let's hear you sing (fill in the blank) or (fill in the blank). You really rock those too!"
Or something like that. NEVER kill your child's joy in/of music.
Or something like that. NEVER kill your child's joy in/of music.
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
All ya gotta say is "Honey, give it a break for a little bit, okay? I love to hear you sing but let's hear you sing (fill in the blank) or (fill in the blank). You really rock those too!"
Or something like that. NEVER kill your child's joy in/of music.
Or something like that. NEVER kill your child's joy in/of music.
I love this so much.
August 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I love this so much.
Speaking as the mother of a Filipina, I'll hand you an already-lit match to fire up the goddamned cannon.
August 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Speaking as the mother of a Filipina, I'll hand you an already-lit match to fire up the goddamned cannon.
I don't think Libby knows much about anything.
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don't think Libby knows much about anything.
I can't speak for Aubry, of course, but sometimes it's just fun to play with them.
Also, the more time they're focusing on ME is less time they have to focus on someone else. Let 'em sling shit in my direction and leave others alone.
Also, the more time they're focusing on ME is less time they have to focus on someone else. Let 'em sling shit in my direction and leave others alone.
August 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I can't speak for Aubry, of course, but sometimes it's just fun to play with them.
Also, the more time they're focusing on ME is less time they have to focus on someone else. Let 'em sling shit in my direction and leave others alone.
Also, the more time they're focusing on ME is less time they have to focus on someone else. Let 'em sling shit in my direction and leave others alone.