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Chris
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It was probably sarcasm. Opinions are from my cats.
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh cool this can handle Charlie and Martin.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Imagine a world where Apple has any sort of guidelines for in app purchases.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Thanks for letting me have a sniff, but there’s not a gas line coming into my house.
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a frozen pizza with grill instructions.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When your 11:30 Friday meeting that usually gets canceled is running over because chatty Cathy wanted to talk about the snow.
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m happy that Deezer also has this feature. It’s the same band anyway, right?
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
BRB, buying a dozen.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Is Incogni run by the same scammers they claim to protect against?
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
This thing is three weeks old and stuck here already. Day off I guess.
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sighhhhh
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That look when you are interrupted while giving Bill Clinton a blow job.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Standard Tesla asshole.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Me: goes to care instructions of tag, sees a bunch of hieroglyphs.

<googles hieroglyphs and spends two minutes matching symbols>

You could’ve just said “hand wash warm, air dry”.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yes, Instagram, I want you to be even MORE creepy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Remote" does not mean what you think it means.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Caturday!
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Here’s the thing, if you’re going to send me a political text, which I never asked for, I’m going to be an asshole. If you’re on the the other team, I will make an effort to be offensive.
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Been searching thrift stores the last several weeks to find something to make into a server cabinet as I have been working on self-hosting instead of paying subscription fees for everything. I added a vent on both sides, fans, thermostat, casters and lighting today. Now to get everything inside it.
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
New areolas for a neighbor
October 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
New stamps day, Betty will go right next to RBG.
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM