Chris
@crsofr.com
It was probably sarcasm. Opinions are from my cats.
News flash, whiny billionaire can’t handle a little criticism.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
News flash, whiny billionaire can’t handle a little criticism.
"Look me up when you're nine, cutie."
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Look me up when you're nine, cutie."
Oh cool this can handle Charlie and Martin.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh cool this can handle Charlie and Martin.
If you haven’t been to the grocery already, godspeed.
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you haven’t been to the grocery already, godspeed.
The high beam dumbasses sure are giving themselves a rough time in this intense fog.
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The high beam dumbasses sure are giving themselves a rough time in this intense fog.
AES: apply for rebates for your new washer and dryer!
Also AES: prevents you from entering your address, which is a required field.
Right on brand, AES. Wants to charge significantly more and also cock blocks you from getting anything back.
Also AES: prevents you from entering your address, which is a required field.
Right on brand, AES. Wants to charge significantly more and also cock blocks you from getting anything back.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
AES: apply for rebates for your new washer and dryer!
Also AES: prevents you from entering your address, which is a required field.
Right on brand, AES. Wants to charge significantly more and also cock blocks you from getting anything back.
Also AES: prevents you from entering your address, which is a required field.
Right on brand, AES. Wants to charge significantly more and also cock blocks you from getting anything back.
Looks like Amazon finally caught on and has stopped offering me Prime Young Adult for $7.99 a month. Maybe they noticed my account is older than the target demographic.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Looks like Amazon finally caught on and has stopped offering me Prime Young Adult for $7.99 a month. Maybe they noticed my account is older than the target demographic.
Imagine a world where Apple has any sort of guidelines for in app purchases.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Imagine a world where Apple has any sort of guidelines for in app purchases.
Thanks for letting me have a sniff, but there’s not a gas line coming into my house.
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Thanks for letting me have a sniff, but there’s not a gas line coming into my house.
I have already said "AYFKM" way more than I thought I would have by this point in the day.
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I have already said "AYFKM" way more than I thought I would have by this point in the day.
"Do you think people have forgotten I'm a piece of shit by now?" www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
Kevin Spacey set for TV return after 8 years with Italian comedy ‘Minimarket’
Oscar winner was fired from Netflix’s ‘House of Cards’ over sexual misconduct allegations in 2017
www.independent.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"Do you think people have forgotten I'm a piece of shit by now?" www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
‘‘Tis a wee bit slickery out there this morning.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
‘‘Tis a wee bit slickery out there this morning.
I’m so happy I didn’t go to the office today since my workday finally ended at 8:15 PM.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m so happy I didn’t go to the office today since my workday finally ended at 8:15 PM.
Of course the unsubscribe link on Jim Banks' emails doesn't work.
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Of course the unsubscribe link on Jim Banks' emails doesn't work.
Not sure about you guys but I LOVE having to tell a customer about the same emergency for the third day in a row...
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not sure about you guys but I LOVE having to tell a customer about the same emergency for the third day in a row...
So far, my meetings have been canceled in the order that they would have occurred. Let's keep this momentum going.
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So far, my meetings have been canceled in the order that they would have occurred. Let's keep this momentum going.
"Free shipping over $25 and we will automatically apply a 20% code!"
Regular price: $30
Discounted: $24
Shipping: $12
Can I just pay regular price?
Regular price: $30
Discounted: $24
Shipping: $12
Can I just pay regular price?
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"Free shipping over $25 and we will automatically apply a 20% code!"
Regular price: $30
Discounted: $24
Shipping: $12
Can I just pay regular price?
Regular price: $30
Discounted: $24
Shipping: $12
Can I just pay regular price?
Why is it still only Tuesday? 😩
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Why is it still only Tuesday? 😩
Deleting 600 items in Windows: Done in two seconds.
Deleting one item in Windows: WHOA BUDDY! I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW HOURS.
Deleting one item in Windows: WHOA BUDDY! I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW HOURS.
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Deleting 600 items in Windows: Done in two seconds.
Deleting one item in Windows: WHOA BUDDY! I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW HOURS.
Deleting one item in Windows: WHOA BUDDY! I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW HOURS.
No, Outlook, I do not want to sign my emails as ‘Christmas’ 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No, Outlook, I do not want to sign my emails as ‘Christmas’ 🙄
I just booked a trip to Czechia in February. If anybody has ideas, I am open to them!
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I just booked a trip to Czechia in February. If anybody has ideas, I am open to them!
Whoever is sending slack messages right now better be fucking dying.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Whoever is sending slack messages right now better be fucking dying.
How much longer until we get survey requests about the store/product/scheduling/go fuck yourself survey we completed?
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
How much longer until we get survey requests about the store/product/scheduling/go fuck yourself survey we completed?
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a frozen pizza with grill instructions.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a frozen pizza with grill instructions.