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It was probably sarcasm. Opinions are from my cats.
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
News flash, whiny billionaire can’t handle a little criticism.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with

CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Look me up when you're nine, cutie."
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh cool this can handle Charlie and Martin.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you haven’t been to the grocery already, godspeed.
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The high beam dumbasses sure are giving themselves a rough time in this intense fog.
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
AES: apply for rebates for your new washer and dryer!

Also AES: prevents you from entering your address, which is a required field.

Right on brand, AES. Wants to charge significantly more and also cock blocks you from getting anything back.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Looks like Amazon finally caught on and has stopped offering me Prime Young Adult for $7.99 a month. Maybe they noticed my account is older than the target demographic.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Imagine a world where Apple has any sort of guidelines for in app purchases.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Thanks for letting me have a sniff, but there’s not a gas line coming into my house.
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have already said "AYFKM" way more than I thought I would have by this point in the day.
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Do you think people have forgotten I'm a piece of shit by now?" www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
Kevin Spacey set for TV return after 8 years with Italian comedy ‘Minimarket’
Oscar winner was fired from Netflix’s ‘House of Cards’ over sexual misconduct allegations in 2017
www.independent.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
‘‘Tis a wee bit slickery out there this morning.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’m so happy I didn’t go to the office today since my workday finally ended at 8:15 PM.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Of course the unsubscribe link on Jim Banks' emails doesn't work.
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not sure about you guys but I LOVE having to tell a customer about the same emergency for the third day in a row...
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So far, my meetings have been canceled in the order that they would have occurred. Let's keep this momentum going.
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Free shipping over $25 and we will automatically apply a 20% code!"

Regular price: $30
Discounted: $24
Shipping: $12

Can I just pay regular price?
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Why is it still only Tuesday? 😩
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Deleting 600 items in Windows: Done in two seconds.

Deleting one item in Windows: WHOA BUDDY! I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW HOURS.
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No, Outlook, I do not want to sign my emails as ‘Christmas’ 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I just booked a trip to Czechia in February. If anybody has ideas, I am open to them!
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Whoever is sending slack messages right now better be fucking dying.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How much longer until we get survey requests about the store/product/scheduling/go fuck yourself survey we completed?
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a frozen pizza with grill instructions.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM