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Crumblin Jim
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Nothing remotely interesting to say, I’ve been told. Aston Villa fan, currently bemused. (I was at VP when Billy McNeill was there). #AVFC

Brummie happily exiled in Leicestershire.

You can have imposter syndrome and be an imposter.
For those occasions where you need to pour 8 cups at once!
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Just watched he mandatory 20 mins.

More than enough for me. So far, so cack.
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Crikey, must be like collecting firewood!
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hope there is some woodland close by for him and his leavings?
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Cans we introduce Eben Etzebeth to that cunt?
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Errrmm, just asking for a friend, loike, what’s the P&P to the UK for this please?
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I always hear “back to reality”, by Soul to Soul.

Feels apt!
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It’s a lesson we’ve learned too. The only thing we will get that we don’t usually is decent cheese from an independent seller, oh and plenty booze.

Other than that, just a roast dinner and that’s it. Shops be open on Boxing Day.
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
SO DO I
SO DO I
SO DO I
SO DO I
SO DO I
SO DO I
SO DO I
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All of this “party food” is shite imho. It’s made in factories that Greeeeggggg has mucked about in, located on a moody industrial estate somewhere.

Cheapest possible ingredients, shiniest possible packaging leads to biggest possible disappointment.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
These bao’s were magnificent. A place called Tiger bites Pig in brum.

So what if I ate those and two more.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Another couple would be just dandy.

Ta everso.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can you lot PLEASE see this one through?
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of my favourites is

“I’ve been thrown a curved ball”
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Or is it Batmans nemesis “The Riddler” in disguise?
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Every ‘kin year this faux argument…

It’s not even a very good film.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Nice spin on one of my favourite t-shirts.

Jobs or houses, matters not to those massive racists.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
One moment Gerald…

Yes, I know dear, but he’s at it again. He’s gone back to the first team…

Thank you for the drink.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Kenny flip-flop over there.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I meant Leeds, FFS….
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I mean, would it kill you’s to get a 3rd? Please.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM