Crumblin Jim
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Nothing remotely interesting to say, I’ve been told. Aston Villa fan, currently bemused. (I was at VP when Billy McNeill was there). #AVFC Brummie happily exiled in Leicestershire. You can have imposter syndrome and be an imposter.
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All this talk of Rices goals, as wonderful as they are, reminds me of this thunder bastard by McGinn.

The dunk off the bar is just a thing of beauty.

#AVFC #VILLA
John McGinn vs Sheffield Wednesday Wonder strike
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Robert Jenrick does not just the yolk in a hard boiled egg.
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Robert Jenrick thinks Magnolia paint is Un-British
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Robert Jenrick’s favourite band is skrewdriver
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Robert Jenrick only drinks the top inch on a pint of Guinness
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Robert Jenrick wasn't allowed to watch Playschool when Floella Benjamin was on.
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Robert Jenrick saw two minutes of an episode "Gangsters" once and nearly died of apoplexy.
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Robert Jenrick smashed the fuck out of his kitchen when he opened his first jar of Nigella seeds and they were not quite what he was expecting.
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Robert Jenrick once wrote a strongly worded letter to Bassets after a pack he bought contained no white ones
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Robert Jenrick’s favourite chocolates are White Magic.
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Vibrant, diverse, wonderful. All the things that Jenrick hates.
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I’d love for this mother fucker to visit Handsworth again and sit down with the residents and express this shit again.

I fucking dare him.
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I’m just about to complete the 5th loop of all 86 eps of the Sopranos.

Not consecutive, like. I’m not an idiot.
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Describe your bluesky account in one image
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When I was at school, we are asked to cover our text books With summat to hand, at home.

Made for a lovely finish, the scalp.
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The OT these fuckers must be raking in.

Too tired to lift up 7 stone pensioners…bet you can pass a police physical if you can handcuff a baby to hospital bed.
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The soccer World Cup and the Olympics are going to be joyous events, aren’t they.
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Them poor sods having to put all them chairs out.

Could have used a school gym bench.
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Bloody socialism.

What next, a free at the point of use health service?
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If you’ve necked them cans and are in charge of the kitchen, hay might be the better option.
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Fuuuck me, Pollys and Verdant.

#someonesdoingwellwankycans
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My wife has this. It’s a little un-nerving
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She was a brilliant comedic actor and her comedy timing was outstanding.

I agree, she made me laugh a lot.
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Let me wheel this out again.

Toryville reading this news.
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Indeed and didn’t Bizot look good.

Emi needs to be careful with these “injuries“
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Sitting/falling…at that point in the night, who can tell!
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Sit Down by James was a great song as well. a good song for the DJ to put on late in the evening after plenty beer was taken.

Dear readers, you can imagine the boozy karaoke that followed.
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The answer to that question is always too much.
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Lads, that big rectangular thing up there. Yeah, that one. Hit it, please.