Crumpled Up King
@crumpledupking.bsky.social
In Chicago but of the Cosmos.
https://crumpled-up-content.ghost.io
https://crumpled-up-content.ghost.io
This is the last one I need to complete my Golden Age of the Stones collection!
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This is the last one I need to complete my Golden Age of the Stones collection!
And nobody to rock paper scissors for it... shame
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
And nobody to rock paper scissors for it... shame
I work a regular office job and sometimes I miss the entire days sunlight...
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I work a regular office job and sometimes I miss the entire days sunlight...
I got an original pressing just a few weeks ago!
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I got an original pressing just a few weeks ago!
The whole administration is made of walking grotesqueries.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The whole administration is made of walking grotesqueries.
I took yesterday off and today already feels like it's been a long week
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I took yesterday off and today already feels like it's been a long week
Not to mention they aren't immune to whistles and honking.
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Not to mention they aren't immune to whistles and honking.
Hmmm, he doesn't seem especially nimble compared to his entourage.
January 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Hmmm, he doesn't seem especially nimble compared to his entourage.
Isn't this the logic that have us the Korean War?
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Isn't this the logic that have us the Korean War?
Ride along imminent! I can feel it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ride along imminent! I can feel it.
Hell, when it works it works! Don't fix what ain't broken!
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hell, when it works it works! Don't fix what ain't broken!
Its unnatural for any person to smile that broadly while standing by a gas station restroom.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Its unnatural for any person to smile that broadly while standing by a gas station restroom.
These guys make me long for John McAffee.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
These guys make me long for John McAffee.
Most of my best (favorite) writing comes from when I've done enough research to be able to recall details at the drop of a hat.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Most of my best (favorite) writing comes from when I've done enough research to be able to recall details at the drop of a hat.