the artifact

death stranding ahh getup

2015 will be my year

actual goblins

the Minecraft situation is crazy

From before the pool closed

mfw a malicious AI voice lists every novel torture method it wants to use on me

Claritin making it look like this shit'll send you straight to Valhalla. Reality: shortness of breath and heart palpitations 🥰

give it that which it craves

bet you it's because they watched a bunch of those vr chat furry trolling videos, in which viewers claim they hear a "vr chat speech pattern" or some shit that applies to all vr chat furries somehow. must be some mass delusion because i don't hear it at all, i have no idea wtf they're talking about

melatonin 🔥🔥🔥

merry crims

i am at my absolute limit

understandable, y-you too

Noyeux Joël, Seigneur Écarlate! Et le Champomy, avec modération, je l'espère :P

premeditated pizza crimes

ooh, Veuve Clicquot. I see Kojima doesn't go for the cheap stuff

there's the small thermonuclear device i ordered

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for