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Captain Crowfood
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Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
#1of5
Oh. What a surprise.
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Unsurprising.
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
A Carhartt sweatshirt and a Sox cap.

They’re giving “federal law enforcement officers” a lot more leeway in their attire these days.
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Every Republican owns this shit.
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 PM
So much winning.
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I feel like wearing this on my jacket is now a political statement.
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Just in case anyone took the New York Times editorial page seriously today, this was less than two months ago.
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I’m heading out this afternoon to my first protest of the year.
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
There is so much wrong here that I truthfully don’t know where to begin.
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
New sweatshirt came today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Epic fail, FanDuel.

#ArmyNavy
#GoNavyBeatArmy
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dear @fanduelracing.bsky.social,

Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.

Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
December 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh. Well, then.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The reporter who didn’t investigate.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh. Well.
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“The less fortunate get all the breaks.”
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Replace “angry” with “depressed”, and it still reads true.
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yay.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is apparently what’s news right now.

Fuck the Post.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM