Captain Crowfood
@cryptan.bsky.social
Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
#1of5
#1of5
Oh. What a surprise.
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Oh. What a surprise.
A Carhartt sweatshirt and a Sox cap.
They’re giving “federal law enforcement officers” a lot more leeway in their attire these days.
They’re giving “federal law enforcement officers” a lot more leeway in their attire these days.
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
A Carhartt sweatshirt and a Sox cap.
They’re giving “federal law enforcement officers” a lot more leeway in their attire these days.
They’re giving “federal law enforcement officers” a lot more leeway in their attire these days.
Every Republican owns this shit.
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Every Republican owns this shit.
I feel like wearing this on my jacket is now a political statement.
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I feel like wearing this on my jacket is now a political statement.
Just in case anyone took the New York Times editorial page seriously today, this was less than two months ago.
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Just in case anyone took the New York Times editorial page seriously today, this was less than two months ago.
I’m heading out this afternoon to my first protest of the year.
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I’m heading out this afternoon to my first protest of the year.
There is so much wrong here that I truthfully don’t know where to begin.
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There is so much wrong here that I truthfully don’t know where to begin.
New sweatshirt came today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
New sweatshirt came today.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dear @fanduelracing.bsky.social,
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
December 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Dear @fanduelracing.bsky.social,
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
The reporter who didn’t investigate.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The reporter who didn’t investigate.
“The less fortunate get all the breaks.”
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“The less fortunate get all the breaks.”
Replace “angry” with “depressed”, and it still reads true.
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Replace “angry” with “depressed”, and it still reads true.
This is apparently what’s news right now.
Fuck the Post.
Fuck the Post.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is apparently what’s news right now.
Fuck the Post.
Fuck the Post.