Captain Crowfood
@cryptan.bsky.social
Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
#1of5
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Pinned
a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
media.tenor.com
As a child, I felt like a hobbit.
As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.
For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.
But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.
For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.
But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
There are a whole slew of new YouTube channels dedicated to military history these days. Narrators don’t identify themselves but have a British accent that makes them sound respectable.
1/2
1/2
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
There are a whole slew of new YouTube channels dedicated to military history these days. Narrators don’t identify themselves but have a British accent that makes them sound respectable.
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Ein Volk.
Ein Reich.
Ein Fuhrer.
Ein Reich.
Ein Fuhrer.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ein Volk.
Ein Reich.
Ein Fuhrer.
Ein Reich.
Ein Fuhrer.
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🎯🎯🎯 Damn straight.
When Mark Kelly spoke to the troops, he wasn’t talking politics. He was reinforcing the pillars of a free country.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
🎯🎯🎯 Damn straight.
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I would decline to voluntarily cooperate. No way. Issue a subpoena and fight it out in court.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I would decline to voluntarily cooperate. No way. Issue a subpoena and fight it out in court.
“Where was she radicalized?”
Diane Cook, the MAGA Republican Legislative Aide to NC MAGA Republican Sen. Norman Sanderson (who was just arrested last month for DUI) was arrested yesterday for trying to burn two people alive in their homes. More Christian Conservative "love" from MAGA. #ncpol #ncleg www.cbs17.com/news/local-n...
Aide to NC senator arrested on first-degree arson charge
RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) — The legislative assistant to Republican Senator Norman Sanderson, Diane Cook, has been arrested and booked into the Wake County Detention Center. Cook is accused of “wi…
www.cbs17.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Where was she radicalized?”
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Documents show the U.S. Military plans to cut support to the Boy Scouts. And, a judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James. n.pr/43MiquX
U.S. plans to cut ties with Boy Scouts. And, Comey and James' criminal cases dismissed
Documents show the U.S. Military plans to cut support to the Boy Scouts. And, a judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Documents show the U.S. Military plans to cut support to the Boy Scouts. And, a judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James. n.pr/43MiquX
'F**k You': Democratic Veterans Respond To Pentagon Threats — HuffPost
apple.news
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Russian whistleblowers reveal what it was like to work for a troll farm and spread anti-American & anti-Ukrainian propaganda lies on social media
There are literally thousands of these guys, and you have interacted with them, without realizing it.
worldwar3.substack.com/p/russian-wh...
There are literally thousands of these guys, and you have interacted with them, without realizing it.
worldwar3.substack.com/p/russian-wh...
Russian whistleblowers reveal what it was like to work for a troll farm and spread anti-American & anti-Ukrainian propaganda lies on social media
There are literally thousands of these guys, and you have interacted with them, without realizing it.
worldwar3.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Russian whistleblowers reveal what it was like to work for a troll farm and spread anti-American & anti-Ukrainian propaganda lies on social media
There are literally thousands of these guys, and you have interacted with them, without realizing it.
worldwar3.substack.com/p/russian-wh...
There are literally thousands of these guys, and you have interacted with them, without realizing it.
worldwar3.substack.com/p/russian-wh...
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A vote to extend Obamacare… that’s the Republican solution to health care?
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A vote to extend Obamacare… that’s the Republican solution to health care?
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
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DOGE workers are scrambling in fear of prosecution now that Elon Musk has abandoned them. The dipshits like most of MAGA believed their dear billionaires were going to protect them and share the wealth.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
DOGE workers are scrambling in fear of prosecution now that Elon Musk has abandoned them. The dipshits like most of MAGA believed their dear billionaires were going to protect them and share the wealth.
Given how the DOJ’s vindictive prosecutions turned out earlier today, maybe just quietly shelve this one, kids.
www.navytimes.com/news/pentago...
www.navytimes.com/news/pentago...
Pentagon says it’s investigating senator for ‘illegal orders’ video
Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly, a Navy veteran, joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video last week that called for U.S. troops to refuse unlawful orders.
www.navytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Given how the DOJ’s vindictive prosecutions turned out earlier today, maybe just quietly shelve this one, kids.
www.navytimes.com/news/pentago...
www.navytimes.com/news/pentago...
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Trump is a loser‼️
🚨A federal judge has dismissed the criminal cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, concluding that the prosecutor who brought the charges at President Donald Trump’s urging was illegally appointed.
🚨A federal judge has dismissed the criminal cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, concluding that the prosecutor who brought the charges at President Donald Trump’s urging was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Trump is a loser‼️
🚨A federal judge has dismissed the criminal cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, concluding that the prosecutor who brought the charges at President Donald Trump’s urging was illegally appointed.
🚨A federal judge has dismissed the criminal cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, concluding that the prosecutor who brought the charges at President Donald Trump’s urging was illegally appointed.
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Using the powers of government to smear their opponents with dubious allegations
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Using the powers of government to smear their opponents with dubious allegations
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Fucking mentally ill.
With typical lack of self-awareness, the narcissistic and stupid Donald Trump reposts an image of himself wearing a crown while sitting on a throne with a Nazi eagle. Hardly a denial of the accusation that he's a Nazi who thinks he's a king.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Fucking mentally ill.
Suckers.
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Suckers.
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There is no debate --
“An order requiring the performance of a military duty or act may be disobeyed when such act is unlawful.”
Manual for Courts-Martial United States (2024), Part IV, ¶ 14.c.(2)(a)(i)
www.sja.marines.mil/Portals/135/...
#HOLDFAST
“An order requiring the performance of a military duty or act may be disobeyed when such act is unlawful.”
Manual for Courts-Martial United States (2024), Part IV, ¶ 14.c.(2)(a)(i)
www.sja.marines.mil/Portals/135/...
#HOLDFAST
www.sja.marines.mil
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There is no debate --
“An order requiring the performance of a military duty or act may be disobeyed when such act is unlawful.”
Manual for Courts-Martial United States (2024), Part IV, ¶ 14.c.(2)(a)(i)
www.sja.marines.mil/Portals/135/...
#HOLDFAST
“An order requiring the performance of a military duty or act may be disobeyed when such act is unlawful.”
Manual for Courts-Martial United States (2024), Part IV, ¶ 14.c.(2)(a)(i)
www.sja.marines.mil/Portals/135/...
#HOLDFAST
F*cker should've died in prison.
The America First people in charge of the US government don’t seem very America First to me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
F*cker should've died in prison.
It occurred to me a few minutes ago...
Anyone remember the name of the political officer aboard the Red October in the movie?
Putin.
Remember what Sean Connery did to him?
😈
Anyone remember the name of the political officer aboard the Red October in the movie?
Putin.
Remember what Sean Connery did to him?
😈
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It occurred to me a few minutes ago...
Anyone remember the name of the political officer aboard the Red October in the movie?
Putin.
Remember what Sean Connery did to him?
😈
Anyone remember the name of the political officer aboard the Red October in the movie?
Putin.
Remember what Sean Connery did to him?
😈
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2017: MAGA and fake news influencers from Veles Macedonia www.wired.com/2017/02/vele...
Meet the Macedonian Teens Who Mastered Fake News and Corrupted the US Election
These guys didn’t care if Trump won or lost. They only wanted pocket money.
www.wired.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
2017: MAGA and fake news influencers from Veles Macedonia www.wired.com/2017/02/vele...
Easy like Sunday morning. ☕
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Easy like Sunday morning. ☕