Captain Crowfood
@cryptan.bsky.social
Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
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Captain Crowfood
@cryptan.bsky.social
· Nov 15
a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
media.tenor.com
As a child, I felt like a hobbit.
As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.
For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.
But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.
For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.
But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
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Every accusation is a confession.
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
Oh. What a surprise.
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Oh. What a surprise.
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Trump Was in Contact With Epstein Long After Saying He’d Cut Him Off | The New Republic share.google/TlGrF53FYhE5...
Trump Was in Contact With Epstein Long After Saying He’d Cut Him Off
Newly released emails show Jeffrey Epstein was still talking to Donald Trump and Howard Lutnick, despite the two men saying they’d ended their relationship with the financier.
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February 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Trump Was in Contact With Epstein Long After Saying He’d Cut Him Off | The New Republic share.google/TlGrF53FYhE5...
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In September, Musk tweeted “this is false” in response to a Forbes article based on previously released documents that stated he “planned a trip to Epstein’s private island.” He also wrote “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.”
Yeah.. okay. Emails here:
Yeah.. okay. Emails here:
Musk to Epstein: ‘What Day/Night Will Be the Wildest Party on Your Island?’
New emails show Musk has been lying about his relationship with Epstein.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
In September, Musk tweeted “this is false” in response to a Forbes article based on previously released documents that stated he “planned a trip to Epstein’s private island.” He also wrote “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.”
Yeah.. okay. Emails here:
Yeah.. okay. Emails here:
Where are the Epstein files?
January 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Where are the Epstein files?
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“These 9 people were killed by ICE this month and you’re throwing me out while I read their names. How fucking dare you!”
@waltermasterson.bsky.social @davidsonboswell.bsky.social stevexnroberts @climatenate.bsky.social
zivon_toplin
@tomsuozzi.bsky.social is a YES TO FUND ICE !
@waltermasterson.bsky.social @davidsonboswell.bsky.social stevexnroberts @climatenate.bsky.social
zivon_toplin
@tomsuozzi.bsky.social is a YES TO FUND ICE !
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 AM
“These 9 people were killed by ICE this month and you’re throwing me out while I read their names. How fucking dare you!”
@waltermasterson.bsky.social @davidsonboswell.bsky.social stevexnroberts @climatenate.bsky.social
zivon_toplin
@tomsuozzi.bsky.social is a YES TO FUND ICE !
@waltermasterson.bsky.social @davidsonboswell.bsky.social stevexnroberts @climatenate.bsky.social
zivon_toplin
@tomsuozzi.bsky.social is a YES TO FUND ICE !
He’s certainly earning his trillion dollars. 🤣
Congrats to the @teslatakedown.com people. Tesla reported Q4 2025 earnings today, and thus all of 2025 is reported.
Year over year, 2025 vs 2024:
total deliveries of vehicles -16%
total automotive revenue -10%
adjusted EBITDA -9%
Good work.
Year over year, 2025 vs 2024:
total deliveries of vehicles -16%
total automotive revenue -10%
adjusted EBITDA -9%
Good work.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
He’s certainly earning his trillion dollars. 🤣
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This is no longer a political conversation; it’s a moral one.
It's not about a policy difference, not a simple disagreement on the responsible way to deal with collective national challenges...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/politics-i...
It's not about a policy difference, not a simple disagreement on the responsible way to deal with collective national challenges...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/politics-i...
Politics Isn't Worth Ending Relationships Over, But Authoritarianism Is.
“You shouldn’t let politics get in the way of your relationships.”
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is no longer a political conversation; it’s a moral one.
It's not about a policy difference, not a simple disagreement on the responsible way to deal with collective national challenges...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/politics-i...
It's not about a policy difference, not a simple disagreement on the responsible way to deal with collective national challenges...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/politics-i...
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
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This is what letting RFK jr go wild on health looks like
Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
This is what letting RFK jr go wild on health looks like
Federal agents.
What in the world? Why are federal agents acting like this?
Oh right, they are unprofessional and murderers.
#ProudBlue
📹: thetnholler via reallyamericanmefia/IG
Oh right, they are unprofessional and murderers.
#ProudBlue
📹: thetnholler via reallyamericanmefia/IG
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Federal agents.
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Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
What ever happened to that shitbag who liked to pretend that maybe he was secretly JFK Jr. in disguise?
Or all the people who said that Junior was going to emerge from hiding and run as Trump’s VP?
Or all the people who said that Junior was going to emerge from hiding and run as Trump’s VP?
January 28, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What ever happened to that shitbag who liked to pretend that maybe he was secretly JFK Jr. in disguise?
Or all the people who said that Junior was going to emerge from hiding and run as Trump’s VP?
Or all the people who said that Junior was going to emerge from hiding and run as Trump’s VP?
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The Trump regime is hiding them. Let's work hard to reveal the murderers and end the corruption. Somebody knows who they are. Come forward for justice.
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The Trump regime is hiding them. Let's work hard to reveal the murderers and end the corruption. Somebody knows who they are. Come forward for justice.
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Lauren Sanchez is getting roasted online for her look at the Dior fashion show. Some of the reviews include: “She looks like a mob wife,” “She’s wearing Amazon Essentials,” “Money can’t buy taste or style,” and “She bought that on Temu.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Lauren Sanchez is getting roasted online for her look at the Dior fashion show. Some of the reviews include: “She looks like a mob wife,” “She’s wearing Amazon Essentials,” “Money can’t buy taste or style,” and “She bought that on Temu.”
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I guess he just got lucky.
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I guess he just got lucky.
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#GVerse Bravo #London just joined #Minnesota!
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
#GVerse Bravo #London just joined #Minnesota!
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
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The message is clear—be afraid.
The Trump doctrine: Violence is us
The message is clear—be afraid.
www.motherjones.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The message is clear—be afraid.
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Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.