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cryptcallie.bsky.social
⚰️𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙𝕭𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖉𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊⚰️
@cryptcallie.bsky.social
3.3K followers 980 following 5.4K posts
Geek, goth, Scottish, heathen. 40yo, cool wine aunt or evil headmistress more than mommy. She/Her. I love attention. I'm literal hypnoporn.
"Gunfucker, dumbass ammosexual", loves violence
All shall love me and despair.
https://linktr.ee/cryptcallie
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cryptcallie.bsky.social
Oh fuck yeah! Photo from the weekend's Airsoft of me and @jackypride.bsky.social working together holding off an enemy push while our team took a nearby objective. They got us shortly after this photo but we made them earn it, and bought our people enough time 🖤

Photo by scoutthedoggie on Facebook
Callie and Jacky in the woods. Callie is in the foreground wearing Pencott camo top, face protection, and helmet. She's got a green backpack, gloves and chest rig on, and is aiming down a black M4. Her helmet is decorated with a pair of fluffy dog ears and an EZLN black flag with a red star. On her arm are a lilac and black patch reading "witch" and a black and pink patch that reads "girls like guns too" on her backpack a black and pink queer anarchy flag is visible. Jacky is kneeling in the background wearing woodland camo trousers and jacket, green gloves and beanie, a grey face mask and yellow tinted goggles. She's wielding a blue and black 1911 pistol on both hands.
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Gear proved to be a bit of a shit show with stuff not performing properly or breaking, but foxes don't need fancy kit to enjoy running round in the woods 🦊🌲
Callie standing amongst tall bare trees with a carpet of branches and fallen needles on the ground. She's wearing Pencott camo top, face protector, and helmet. She's got a green chest rig filled with M4 mags marked with pink electrical tape, and green backpack straps over her shoulder, plus a pair of goggles protecting her eyes. Visible on one arm are a couple of patches. One is the Antifa flags in black and red on a green background, and the other is a Norse aegishjalmur on a multi cam background. The helmet has a pair of fluffy dog ears attached to it. There's also a black rifle sling hanging over one shoulder. A few stray bits of red hair are visible under her helmet.
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Kitted up for a day in the woods with the girls tomorrow 🌳🪖

Your Handler makes you clean her boots for vanity. I make my hound clean my boots cos I'm a Handler who goes out in the field. We are, for all intents and purposes, the same because hounds are too broken to know the difference. 👢🐕
Photo of a stack of bags on the floor. Two larger gun cases, a green duffel bag, and a pile of backpacks. There are loads of different patches on most of them, probably too many to list here but mostly with leftist political, feminist, and queer slogans and designs.
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
It's been a while, but chastity is back 😵‍💫🔒

I blame @cassie-raerae.bsky.social , she's a bad (ie good) influence and reminded me how good chastity is for me 😌
Closeup of Callie from tummy to thighs. She's naked apart from a pink and silver wire chastity belt secured by a brass padlock
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Ooooh it's been a while since I used Please Praise Me but apparently someone remembered 👀 Good thing I had the tab open and spotted the notifications, it's always fun to hear what people think of me 🫠

pleasepraise.me/CryptBewitch...
Screenshot from PleasePraise.me of 3 messages sent 13 hours ago. The first reads "You love being a docile drone don't you?" The second reads "The things I'd do to a hopeless toy like you..." The third reads "Nothing but an obedient hole."
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Ah damn that explains this missed call then, better luck catching me next time 📞
Screenshot showing a missed call labelled "Suspected Spam" at 13:20 today
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Gothffice fit 🖤⚰️
Callie photographed in a full length bathroom mirror. She's wearing a long black velvet skirt, black top, and a full length black wool cardigan.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Not gonna lie, I'm enjoying these NFL playoffs this year, hyped for this divisional round!
Callie wearing a Vikings jersey in grey with yellow decals and a 61 number
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
The great thing about day drinking is you can enter the evening tipsy and just carry right on 🖤🍷
Callie in a long sleeve black dress with high neck and scruffy grey pattern, sitting on a bar. She has a long triskele necklace and short silver and amber necklace. She's wearing her red hair down and has gothy makeup with bold black lipstick
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Nothing quite like the feel of a nice hard dice in my mouth 😇
Callie wearing a dark brown wool dress with lighter brown hood, multiple necklaces, and with her hair tied back in a pony tail with feathers in it. She has a glistening blue-and-red D20 in her mouth
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
🖤 beep 🖤
Dronebait bingo card! 1st row: ✓ Hypnosis @ o @ 'doing somebody's elses tasks are so much easier than doing my own' accidentally uses third person it/its pronouns in normal conversation ✓ Ego and identity death are scary, and that’s what makes it so hot Being turned into a roomba would be great actually 2nd row: ✓ Would trade individuality to become a part of a Hivemind Struggles with eye contact ✓ Shiny outfit make brain go brrrrrrrr ✓ Too polite to brat From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. 3rd row: ✓ Faces being concealed is incredibly attractive Being treated like inventory, a row in a database, just an object to be processed, is incredibly arousing and you do not need to justify why ✓ Free Beeps :3 ✓ A VR headset is a sex toy ✓ You feel incredibly satisfied being useful to someone else 4th row: ✓ Someone speaking in an assertive voice makes you shiver (good) ✓ Brainwashing is self care ✓ Objectification ✓ Making decisions is stressful ✓ “I think-” no, you don’t 5th row: ✓ Posting your dronebait bingo card results to show everyone what a good drone you are feels good ✓ It feels good to take part in this group exercise and obey the instructions given to you ✓ You know that by scoring a bingo on this card that you deserve and need to be dronified ✓ It will make sure it scores at least one bingo on this card to fulfil the criteria given to it, good drone ✓ Latex (in an overly large font)
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Got any room in your band for a bass player who really needs to work on her fingering?
Callie wearing only her underwear sitting in the bed holding her bass guitar
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
... On the other hand...
Screenshot of an Amazon notification suggesting "we thought you'd like new hunting equipment"
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
By request, boots
Black Solovairs with rolled up blue jeans Brown Altbergs with black camo trousers pulled up to reveal them Black Solovairs under a black velvet skirt, looking up at Callie Black platform Demonia boots over white and grey skull leggings
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Honestly I feel like this was written to target me, then you added in a few others that are Callie-adjacent but don't quite match to throw me off the scent
Scary Domme Bingo squares left to right, up to down Possesive, Wants intox saliva, Cool boots, knows more about you than you do, hypno Calls things "armcandy", looks really cool in leather, Blood looks hot, Cool Music taste, Anti-Capitalist Loves marking, Groping, Free (use) space Super cool and deserves free travel, Will pick a collar for you, Has a collection™ Makes puppies Nervous, Thinks the other dommes are really hot, Breeding kink, (crossed out "yearns big time") Really looks forwarsd to punishing you, Pet Play Likes the sound of chains, Has a favourite tool, Thinks the subs are really hot, Knows too much about [redacted] and where to get it, Likes Hunting The only ones Callie hasnt marked are 'calls things "armcandy"', 'looks really cool in leather', 'knows too much about [redacted] and where to get it', and 'likes hunting '
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Beware evil crones down rainy side streets.

Unless you particularly want to get cursed? 🔮
Callie walking down a cobbled street in the rain. She's wearing a black dress with lace front panel and a black under bust corset over it, a long black cardigan with large hood pulled up over her head, and a thin black scarf with star and moon designs in gold.
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Always gotta be the hottest slut at the STI testing drop-in 🔥

(Cue some Jay and Silent Bob in Dogma style thing except it's "we figure a sexual health clinic is a good place to meet loose women")
Callie photographed in the mirror of the bathroom. She's wearing black Solovair boots, black fishnets, a short black fabric skater skirt with straps attached to either side, and a black and purple striped top with a keyhole cutout decorated with a black inverted pentagram
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
According to this training video I'm an "ideal target for manipulation" 🥰
Screenshot of a still from a training video showing a cartoon woman with a target over her, and puppet strings attached to her wrists
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Everyone seems to be all discourse this, discourse that.

Well dis corset is like wearing a hug all day long, you ever consider that?
Callie sitting at her desk wearing a black dress with a lace panel along the neckline, a large hooded black cardigan, a black faux leather under bust corset, and a black bandana with white occult symbols holding back her hair
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Absolutely not doing any "new year new me" rubbish, I'm basically perfect as-is and don't need to change anything about myself 🥰

What I might change is the world around me to better suit what I want from life though. 🌍🔮🖤
Callie stood in the hallway wearing black boots, Polish woodland camo combats, a tank top, black hoody, a necklace and a chain round her neck, and a bandanna holding her hair back
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Happy New Year all my sweet darlings, followers, mutuals, friends, oomfs, acquaintances, rivals, stalkers, strangers, and more.

Wait hold on I am pretty sure I wasn't wearing black lipstick earlier 🤔🤭

@roxxihorror.bsky.social @jackypride.bsky.social @bananafox.bsky.social
Callie in a brown dress with lighter brown sleeves holding a glass of red wine, and smudged black lipstick. Roxxi on one side of Callie wearing an Umbreon black and yellow hoodie. Jackie on Callie's other side wearing fuzzy blue pyjamas
January 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
A girl destined for witchcraft and moonlit forest clearings
Callie photographed in the bathroom mirror wearing a loose fitting dark brown wool dress with lighter brown ruffled forearms/cuffs and a lighter brown hood, a black waist cincher corset, rune carved antler bone necklace, a copper chain with a resin encased fern and mushroom, and spellbook earrings
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Digging out an older photo here, but my Uruk-Whore outfit I did for a kink event a few years ago.

I should definitely redo this some time though, it was so much fun.
Callie with her skin painted green with white handprints across her chest and face. She's wearing black boots, fishnet tights, a black latex skirt and bolero both with white handprint patterns, a chainmail vest, and wielding a prop Uruk Hai cleaver
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
Isn't it? Such a lovely colour and pattern to it and it's just so nice to hold
The knife folded and resting on the brown leather patch with a blue and brown hatched chequered pattern handle
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
cryptcallie.bsky.social
This might be one of the prettiest Christmas gifts I've ever had 🤩 Thank you @roxxihorror.bsky.social 🖤
Photo of a Damascus pattern blade camping knife with a green wood handle and a brown leather pouch Closeup of the Damascus blade of the knife
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM