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@cryptcallie.bsky.social
Geek, goth, Scottish, heathen. 40yo, cool wine aunt or evil headmistress more than mommy. She/Her. I love attention. I'm literal hypnoporn.
"Gunfucker, dumbass ammosexual", loves violence
All shall love me and despair.
https://linktr.ee/cryptcallie
"Gunfucker, dumbass ammosexual", loves violence
All shall love me and despair.
https://linktr.ee/cryptcallie
That feels like an oversight
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
That feels like an oversight
Oh fuck yes, that's fun!
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Oh fuck yes, that's fun!
Does that mean you're at.... Hunting Hound right?
In that case can't wait until you get Rescue Hound and meet Kione. Can confirm she is perfect in every way.
In that case can't wait until you get Rescue Hound and meet Kione. Can confirm she is perfect in every way.
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Does that mean you're at.... Hunting Hound right?
In that case can't wait until you get Rescue Hound and meet Kione. Can confirm she is perfect in every way.
In that case can't wait until you get Rescue Hound and meet Kione. Can confirm she is perfect in every way.
Sounds like all this is pretty good for you
January 20, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Sounds like all this is pretty good for you
Wait hold on Morathi did one thing wrong; failed to force-femme Malekith 😔
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Wait hold on Morathi did one thing wrong; failed to force-femme Malekith 😔
I'm on a roll tonight!
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I'm on a roll tonight!
It's important to remember that Morathi and Malekith did nothing wrong
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It's important to remember that Morathi and Malekith did nothing wrong
Oh exciting! That's such a fun noise
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Oh exciting! That's such a fun noise
I feel like we reference that scene several times a week in this household
a man and a woman are talking to each other in a dark room .
Alt: The "face.... off!" scene from Faceoff
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I feel like we reference that scene several times a week in this household
On account of my great tits and perfect opinions?
January 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On account of my great tits and perfect opinions?
Oh fuck yeah Synestia, I still need to listen to that one though. Guess that's tomorrow's work listening sorted
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Oh fuck yeah Synestia, I still need to listen to that one though. Guess that's tomorrow's work listening sorted
As it should be!
January 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
As it should be!
Oh wow, that collar! And the adorable look on her face when it's tugged!
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Oh wow, that collar! And the adorable look on her face when it's tugged!
Well, shit 😔
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Well, shit 😔
Things might start getting a little bit silly here...
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Well, if you will insist on being such a beautiful hound then I'll have to keep taking good pictures of you!
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Well, if you will insist on being such a beautiful hound then I'll have to keep taking good pictures of you!
Da Bears! 🐻 I'm rooting for them this year!
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Da Bears! 🐻 I'm rooting for them this year!