🩷Cryptic Vibes🩵
@crypticthembo.bsky.social
🔞MDNI || Chill & Boosting Acc.
🖤Caligo Cypher🖤 [30 | Agender||They, Them, Whatevz]
🖤Caligo Cypher🖤 [30 | Agender||They, Them, Whatevz]
Ugh my stomach fucking hurts and I feel like shit.
But still two and a half hours of this shift to go.
Please let me fall into the void.
But still two and a half hours of this shift to go.
Please let me fall into the void.
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Ugh my stomach fucking hurts and I feel like shit.
But still two and a half hours of this shift to go.
Please let me fall into the void.
But still two and a half hours of this shift to go.
Please let me fall into the void.
This is my shit posting alt now btw
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
This is my shit posting alt now btw
Yes it's time to make an alt for no reason other than because I have 1.3K Followers that I can't clean and I hate that actually and I'd like there to be less people and things.
I'll keep this for boosting MA posts and such though. But like...yea I want a fresh vibes and heaux shit space.
I'll keep this for boosting MA posts and such though. But like...yea I want a fresh vibes and heaux shit space.
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Yes it's time to make an alt for no reason other than because I have 1.3K Followers that I can't clean and I hate that actually and I'd like there to be less people and things.
I'll keep this for boosting MA posts and such though. But like...yea I want a fresh vibes and heaux shit space.
I'll keep this for boosting MA posts and such though. But like...yea I want a fresh vibes and heaux shit space.
Home. Stoned. Bout to make myself cum, as a treat. I've been a hard working kitty you know. ✨😌✨
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Home. Stoned. Bout to make myself cum, as a treat. I've been a hard working kitty you know. ✨😌✨
Oh it is #sexworkersaturday ain't it? I forgot cause I was at work all day.
You lot better have tipped some hotties or you suck in the bad way.
You lot better have tipped some hotties or you suck in the bad way.
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Oh it is #sexworkersaturday ain't it? I forgot cause I was at work all day.
You lot better have tipped some hotties or you suck in the bad way.
You lot better have tipped some hotties or you suck in the bad way.
Okay but no.
Where are people coming from and why are they following me?
This must be related to a starter pack I'm in or something cause for why?
Where are people coming from and why are they following me?
This must be related to a starter pack I'm in or something cause for why?
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Okay but no.
Where are people coming from and why are they following me?
This must be related to a starter pack I'm in or something cause for why?
Where are people coming from and why are they following me?
This must be related to a starter pack I'm in or something cause for why?
I wanna do some more heaux crafting. I require money for crafting supplies. Kitten wants to make a new knit microkini and maybe some cute chain accessories.
You totally want that right
😇
You totally want that right
😇
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I wanna do some more heaux crafting. I require money for crafting supplies. Kitten wants to make a new knit microkini and maybe some cute chain accessories.
You totally want that right
😇
You totally want that right
😇
Just brought a pair of wireless headphones only to get home and open them and OH WAIT AINT SHIT IN THIS FUCKING BOX BUT A CHARGER.
The fuck dude.
The fuck dude.
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Just brought a pair of wireless headphones only to get home and open them and OH WAIT AINT SHIT IN THIS FUCKING BOX BUT A CHARGER.
The fuck dude.
The fuck dude.
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Still need $810 to attempt to stay sheltered in less than 10 hours
I’ve been screaming from inside a fish bowl
Idk what exactly I’m meant to do to make yall care about homelessness
linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #PWD 💸💕 🏳️⚧️💸 #MARequest
I’ve been screaming from inside a fish bowl
Idk what exactly I’m meant to do to make yall care about homelessness
linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #PWD 💸💕 🏳️⚧️💸 #MARequest
February 6, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Still need $810 to attempt to stay sheltered in less than 10 hours
I’ve been screaming from inside a fish bowl
Idk what exactly I’m meant to do to make yall care about homelessness
linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #PWD 💸💕 🏳️⚧️💸 #MARequest
I’ve been screaming from inside a fish bowl
Idk what exactly I’m meant to do to make yall care about homelessness
linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #PWD 💸💕 🏳️⚧️💸 #MARequest
A lot of people think they want to fuck me.
They don't though.
They are not ready to put in that level of work.
They don't though.
They are not ready to put in that level of work.
February 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
A lot of people think they want to fuck me.
They don't though.
They are not ready to put in that level of work.
They don't though.
They are not ready to put in that level of work.
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things my partner & I need help w as a homeless disabled couple today: 🫶💕
housing: $0/75
laundry: $10/20
cashapp: $freakingbabygirl
housing: $0/75
laundry: $10/20
cashapp: $freakingbabygirl
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
things my partner & I need help w as a homeless disabled couple today: 🫶💕
housing: $0/75
laundry: $10/20
cashapp: $freakingbabygirl
housing: $0/75
laundry: $10/20
cashapp: $freakingbabygirl
I'm getting too stressed out so Imma stop giving a fuck and do insane hot cryptid shit instead.
😇
😇
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm getting too stressed out so Imma stop giving a fuck and do insane hot cryptid shit instead.
😇
😇
I'm not going to work today because my phone was never found and they do not have a satisfactory answer for me and I am gonna crash TF out if I have to deal with that today so I simply... won't.
Lol. Lmao even.
My phone has disappeared at my job and I'm trying not to crash TF out behind it
My phone has disappeared at my job and I'm trying not to crash TF out behind it
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I'm not going to work today because my phone was never found and they do not have a satisfactory answer for me and I am gonna crash TF out if I have to deal with that today so I simply... won't.
Lol. Lmao even.
My phone has disappeared at my job and I'm trying not to crash TF out behind it
My phone has disappeared at my job and I'm trying not to crash TF out behind it
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Lol. Lmao even.
My phone has disappeared at my job and I'm trying not to crash TF out behind it
My phone has disappeared at my job and I'm trying not to crash TF out behind it
I'm in such a bad fucking mood now. 🙃
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I'm in such a bad fucking mood now. 🙃
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if anyone can help please do. i'm not sure what we're going to do or what's gonna happen.
cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress
#helpsky #fundsky #urgent #housingcrisis #mutualaid #swmutualaid #helpfolkslive #eviction #rent #marequest
cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress
#helpsky #fundsky #urgent #housingcrisis #mutualaid #swmutualaid #helpfolkslive #eviction #rent #marequest
my partner needs to somehow find a way to get $800 by 7am or they'll be evicted due to a system error on the rental company's end,,,, 🥲🙃
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
if anyone can help please do. i'm not sure what we're going to do or what's gonna happen.
cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress
#helpsky #fundsky #urgent #housingcrisis #mutualaid #swmutualaid #helpfolkslive #eviction #rent #marequest
cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress
#helpsky #fundsky #urgent #housingcrisis #mutualaid #swmutualaid #helpfolkslive #eviction #rent #marequest
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i bought what i could for the month from my list, any other help is massively appreciated since it’s just completely impossible to afford everything and i’m all maxed out in debt.
i’m so sorry to ask but it would really mean and help a lot, thank you in advance and for sharing 🤍🙏
i’m so sorry to ask but it would really mean and help a lot, thank you in advance and for sharing 🤍🙏
please, if you’re somebody with a little extra to spare, please consider helping me and my family (my carer and our two cats). we need so much help personally, around home, with the cats, groceries etc.
please boost 💘
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
please boost 💘
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
i bought what i could for the month from my list, any other help is massively appreciated since it’s just completely impossible to afford everything and i’m all maxed out in debt.
i’m so sorry to ask but it would really mean and help a lot, thank you in advance and for sharing 🤍🙏
i’m so sorry to ask but it would really mean and help a lot, thank you in advance and for sharing 🤍🙏
Doing some minor business (panty selling) and had a dude ask how he'd go about getting them and my brain immediately went
"What like I'm geocaching my panties for added challenge?"
And now I want to geocache my panties for the extra challenge.
"What like I'm geocaching my panties for added challenge?"
And now I want to geocache my panties for the extra challenge.
January 28, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Doing some minor business (panty selling) and had a dude ask how he'd go about getting them and my brain immediately went
"What like I'm geocaching my panties for added challenge?"
And now I want to geocache my panties for the extra challenge.
"What like I'm geocaching my panties for added challenge?"
And now I want to geocache my panties for the extra challenge.
Let's goooook Void MA Thread for the Week is up. Post needs if ya got em. Reskeet and help if ya can.
Mutual Aid Void Thread for week of 01/26/26!
Post your mutual aid needs below! Please post once and bump!
Focus on RSing people out of thread.
Use alt text or put “alt4me” in replies if using an img!
Use 💕💸 or 💸💕 in post to show up in the Mutual Aid Void feed!
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💕💸🍉 (Gaza feed only!)
🖤🧡
💕💸🏳️⚧️
Post your mutual aid needs below! Please post once and bump!
Focus on RSing people out of thread.
Use alt text or put “alt4me” in replies if using an img!
Use 💕💸 or 💸💕 in post to show up in the Mutual Aid Void feed!
💕💸
💕💸🍉 (Gaza feed only!)
🖤🧡
💕💸🏳️⚧️
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Let's goooook Void MA Thread for the Week is up. Post needs if ya got em. Reskeet and help if ya can.
Half was too few. And don't get me started on the indiscriminate part. You want to leave people that would absolutely have the power and position to repeat if not worsen the problem alive?
"Thanos was right! " "Thanos was wrong!"
No Thanos was fucking sloppy. 😹
"Thanos was right! " "Thanos was wrong!"
No Thanos was fucking sloppy. 😹
If you gave me the Thanos gauntlet, I would be far less egalitarian with my snap
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Half was too few. And don't get me started on the indiscriminate part. You want to leave people that would absolutely have the power and position to repeat if not worsen the problem alive?
"Thanos was right! " "Thanos was wrong!"
No Thanos was fucking sloppy. 😹
"Thanos was right! " "Thanos was wrong!"
No Thanos was fucking sloppy. 😹
Y'all this sorta emergency is hella important please don't bullshit around on helping even if a reskeet is all you can afford to do.
#mutualaid #emergencymutualaid
#mutualaid #emergencymutualaid
My electricity died and I have to replace a breaker, and hire an electrician… I.. please consider donating or tipping.. I’m in a winter storm and this is dire…
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Y'all this sorta emergency is hella important please don't bullshit around on helping even if a reskeet is all you can afford to do.
#mutualaid #emergencymutualaid
#mutualaid #emergencymutualaid
At work. I'm actually friends with my new partner though so it's actually a vibe for once. Still fucking sore though.
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
At work. I'm actually friends with my new partner though so it's actually a vibe for once. Still fucking sore though.
Channeling my inner Eartha Kitt and laughing in the face of anyone asking me dumbass questions from now on.
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Channeling my inner Eartha Kitt and laughing in the face of anyone asking me dumbass questions from now on.