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#CRYPTICUS. Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, bass in CROPSY MANIAC & THE GRAVE CONCERN, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT https://www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial https://crypticus.bandcamp.com/ https://linktr.ee/Crypticus

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · Jul 2

Remember when I did a Quantum Leap to WARN YOU about all this shit back in '21?! I literally just stepped out of the time pod a few minutes ago... but I may have fucked it up... #DeathMetal #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus #TimeTravel #MetalSky #Podcast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmZu...

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 3h

I been bitching about that for decades

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 4h

They're like a weird New Wave band

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 4h

This is like how YouTube keeps recommending me Right Wing conspiracy videos - something I've never searched or expressed interest in.

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 6h

This is still LESS paint than what was on her face.

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 6h

THE TEMPTATIONS sing that Harry Crumb has "A mind like a vault..." Is this the same Harry Crumb that was in the movie? I don't think they actually watched it. #FilmSky

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 12h

The WHO'S HARRY CRUMB theme is a goddamn banger.

youtu.be/uRT5IRpSpOA

Big Fun (Harry Crumb) - The Temptations - Who's Harry Crumb?

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 8h

I think technically he's a Daimajin?

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 12h

The WHO'S HARRY CRUMB theme is a goddamn banger.

youtu.be/uRT5IRpSpOA

Big Fun (Harry Crumb) - The Temptations - Who's Harry Crumb?

YouTube video by Soundtracks and More

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

OUR TRIP TO BERRIBROOK is a complete turd. Someone decided to shoot their hiking trip, attached a still of a Koala at the end & tried to say it's a movie. These people should be jailed. 0/10 #Horror #FoundFootage #FilmSky

tubitv.com/movies/70367...

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Been torturing myself by suffering thru all the Found Footage crap I can find.

At worst, a few minutes of money-shots hidden within stretches of endless, boring garbage. At its best the shit can be terrifying.

I'll present my Found Footage Findings in this thread... #Horror #FilmSky #FoundFootage

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Hilary Barta aka Surly Hack @hilaryhack.bsky.social · Apr 29

Weird Screwy Tuesday.
#screwytuesday #cartooning #eccomics #scifi #scifiart #inking #brushinking #hilarybarta

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

ABC comics was the best stuff ever. Still got all my issues.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

"The Robotech Pose"
#Gunpla #Gundam #Macross #Mecha

High Grade ZETA Plus Gunpla in Valkyrie Battroid pose from the Macross Anime.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

The idea that the giant monster is covered in weird parasites is one of the best Horror ideas ever.

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Punkle Grindpa (Scary Version) @markdoubt.bsky.social · 1d

This was something I needed to hear. You probably do too.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 5d

The intensity of a Grind album and the density of a Black Metal album, but it's really an Occult Death Metal album - "Dedicated To the Impure" still sounds nasty today. #MetalSky #DeathMetal #Grind #Crypticus

crypticus.bandcamp.com/album/dedica...

open.spotify.com/album/0tXYxU...

Dedicated to the Impure, by Crypticus

12 track album

crypticus.bandcamp.com

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Jack Breen @studiohybrid.bsky.social · 20d

EXCITING NEWS

GIGASWORD is coming to ALL PLATFORMS

New release date: NOVEMBER 13th

Thank you all so much for your continued patience and support. I hope you guys are as stoked as I am!!

Full statement here: youtu.be/HaX4ngArmdE

#gamedev #indiedev #pixelart

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 1d

owner of bologna heart

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Metal Injection @metalinjection.bsky.social · 1d

PRIMITIVE MAN Stays Miserable On New Single "Natural Law" metalinjection.net/video/primit...

PRIMITIVE MAN Stays Miserable On New Single "Natural Law" - Metal Injection

Get entranced by misery.

metalinjection.net

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Does James Gunn know he's employing an evil wrestler who turns heel? I mean, there's literally hours of if footage of this man being evil in the ring and no one's arrested him on the Peacemaker set?! Wake up America

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

John Cena is an evil Wrestler who hurts people and they just let him walk in and out ? Does DC know about this?!

Why aren't they arresting him? I mean, he's very famous and has a TV show, he should be very easy to find.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for sharing!

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Sweatpants Joe @sweatpantsjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Pro Tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name.

Now when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

This is a reference to a Dana Carvey joke from the early '80s... You have to be a Boomer

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

To me, he's the LIFEFORCE guy

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 2d

It is SUCH a formative experience the first time your favorite artist releases a bad album. I envy all the kids going through it this week, you’re about to learn so much about the world! You’re learning how to let go!

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

Of course! I'm not an animal.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

Great, now you've given them a list of shit to cancel ...

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