CryptidAmara
@cryptidamara.bsky.social
Reader || Gamer || Traveler || Aspiring Vampiress || I believe in a free Palestine 🇵🇸
Microblogging through the end times. Earth is getting a bit crowded, let's go to Jupiter.
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Microblogging through the end times. Earth is getting a bit crowded, let's go to Jupiter.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/cryptidamara
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And lo I said unto the lord: I am healthy I am wealthy I am rich I am that bitch
Best piece of advice I can give someone in their teens or 20s is this: If you even have the smallest inkling they don't like you...lol, they don't. You're not too sensitive. You're not overreacting. You're not misunderstanding their humor. They're just an asshole. Don't look for a reason.
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Best piece of advice I can give someone in their teens or 20s is this: If you even have the smallest inkling they don't like you...lol, they don't. You're not too sensitive. You're not overreacting. You're not misunderstanding their humor. They're just an asshole. Don't look for a reason.
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
Did god send me into psychosis because I made too many jokes about it or did I really have a mental breakdown from stress and sleep deprivation... I guess we'll never know.
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Did god send me into psychosis because I made too many jokes about it or did I really have a mental breakdown from stress and sleep deprivation... I guess we'll never know.
People are so weird. You'll barely interact with them and they'll have a whole list of imaginary problems with you.
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
People are so weird. You'll barely interact with them and they'll have a whole list of imaginary problems with you.
Please stop coming to me for relationship advice.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Please stop coming to me for relationship advice.
Charlotte, girl, I can't believe how much I'm enjoying your book. Mostly because I thought that bullshit your sister wrote was a hot ass mess.
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Charlotte, girl, I can't believe how much I'm enjoying your book. Mostly because I thought that bullshit your sister wrote was a hot ass mess.
HELLO???? Look at my copy of Jane Eyre. She's really that girl.
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
HELLO???? Look at my copy of Jane Eyre. She's really that girl.
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Cyberpunk and Witcher 3 are both, at their core, stories about how evil is relative, humans are often more depraved then what gets depicted as "monstrous", and what it means to even be a person in worlds where technology and/or magic allows us to transform ourselves in every conceivable way
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Cyberpunk and Witcher 3 are both, at their core, stories about how evil is relative, humans are often more depraved then what gets depicted as "monstrous", and what it means to even be a person in worlds where technology and/or magic allows us to transform ourselves in every conceivable way
What fucks me up most about the Epstein/Trump/Diddy of it all is the number of regular people who were willing to turn a blind eye to deviant behavior in exchange for $100 and a holiday ham. Like what are we talking about right now. You sold your souls and enabled this sick shit... for a butterball?
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
What fucks me up most about the Epstein/Trump/Diddy of it all is the number of regular people who were willing to turn a blind eye to deviant behavior in exchange for $100 and a holiday ham. Like what are we talking about right now. You sold your souls and enabled this sick shit... for a butterball?
Not sure how I ended up on literary analysis and deconstruction of anime tiktok but I'm not mad about it!
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Not sure how I ended up on literary analysis and deconstruction of anime tiktok but I'm not mad about it!
I know the collective went through it this year but 2025 was such an eventful and interesting year for me. Here's to a 2026 with just as many blessings.
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I know the collective went through it this year but 2025 was such an eventful and interesting year for me. Here's to a 2026 with just as many blessings.
Throwback to when my hair was purple 😞 I wish my hair was easier to lighten
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Throwback to when my hair was purple 😞 I wish my hair was easier to lighten
Bill Clinton really got us entirely out of debt and fixed the economy just for his legacy as a president to be that he's apparently the rizz master 9,000
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bill Clinton really got us entirely out of debt and fixed the economy just for his legacy as a president to be that he's apparently the rizz master 9,000
Men love to ruin a vacation or a birthday swear to god. What is the SCIENCE
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Men love to ruin a vacation or a birthday swear to god. What is the SCIENCE
White men: Where are you from?
Black men: Your hair looks fake 😒
Caribbean men: You're Puerto Rican for sure
Black men: Your hair looks fake 😒
Caribbean men: You're Puerto Rican for sure
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
White men: Where are you from?
Black men: Your hair looks fake 😒
Caribbean men: You're Puerto Rican for sure
Black men: Your hair looks fake 😒
Caribbean men: You're Puerto Rican for sure
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Musicians with a Solstice Tree puppet, and two of the three folkloric Obby Osses who danced down the aisles of our village church at this year's Winter Solstice gathering. Photographs by Claire-Shauna Saunders. Dartmoor, Devon, UK.
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Musicians with a Solstice Tree puppet, and two of the three folkloric Obby Osses who danced down the aisles of our village church at this year's Winter Solstice gathering. Photographs by Claire-Shauna Saunders. Dartmoor, Devon, UK.
Every time I think I look especially pretty I start bleeding like I was stabbed the next day. Love that for me
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Every time I think I look especially pretty I start bleeding like I was stabbed the next day. Love that for me
We're truly in the bad place...gen z is romanticizing cubicles and office jobs.
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We're truly in the bad place...gen z is romanticizing cubicles and office jobs.
Goddamn yall are gonna make me reread The Hunger Games
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Goddamn yall are gonna make me reread The Hunger Games
MEANWHILE AT WORK
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
MEANWHILE AT WORK
"Reiner was working on an exposé about trump! Isn't that suspicious?" ...no, not really. He's a convicted sex offender who was friends with the most prolific human trafficker of the 21st century. What could Reiner possibly expose at this point.
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"Reiner was working on an exposé about trump! Isn't that suspicious?" ...no, not really. He's a convicted sex offender who was friends with the most prolific human trafficker of the 21st century. What could Reiner possibly expose at this point.