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Gallus Rostromegalus
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December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I know multiple terrarium people who would pay unreasonable amounts of money and/or do blood sacrifices for any surface that reliably grows moss. If you ever want to sell your car, try advertising it on tank hobby forums for a higher price ;p
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I think it's art intended for an audience that's less self-aware. Doesn't detract from it- as Sesame Street is both art and for people learning to read, Crosswalk Sexual Preference Revelations Prophet is both art and for people whose sexual awakening has not yet come.
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
His "is the X the best pet reptile?" Series is great. I learned about how great cape house snakes are, and the episode on "no, don't get a fucking boomslang???" is incredible.
December 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've never heard the "no chewing for more than 30min" thing before, is that unique to her or..?
Herschel has to eat all his meals out of that kind of ball bc otherwise he bolts his food and pukes it up. Only effective slow feeder for him.
December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
As for a more conventional brand, Kong toys aren't recyclable but they do last FOREVER, even with my destructive bastards, so it's one toy lasting as long as 10-20 weaker ones.
TBH, in terms of sustainability, you're best off just giving Spatula a branch to gnaw on.
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If Spatula wants to sit and chew, you might be looking less at a toy and more at a sustainably-sourced treat that takes a long time to eat, like a beef knuckle or block of ice. If they like to tug, things you were going to throw out anyway, like braiding clothes that have fallen apart into a rope2/?
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It kinda depends on how Spatula likes to play because that dictates what type of toy you need, and from there we look at materials.
The most sustainable and fave toy of the lads is cardboard boxes, because they're hardcore destroyers with soft mouths. (Continued)
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Please do!
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
We really, really don't want to move but I at least have my sister in Canada...
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He's not doing anything wrong. He keeps making it to the third round of interviews and then someone else gets the job.
But we're living on my patreon income/use medicaid until he finds something.
If ANYONE has in-office work in the Denver area or remote work anywhere, please send me the job listing.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I had the camera on when she started chasing her tail, and my friends… this is peak corgi.
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM