I've stopped being nice. Stopped caring about old ties. I'm bullying the bullies, and they keep crying because I'm better at their game than they are.

But really, when you're up against someone who supports a Nazi rapist pedophile, how hard do you have to work to drag them?

#IntuitDome #Nelly Whoever is on the camera is high af. They need to be put on timeout until they sober up because Holy fuck, is it bad. These background dancers are working too goddamned hard to be disrespected like this.

One of my favorite things is watching my bf get really excited about something. Right now, making cocktails is feeding his creativity. He bounces around the kitchen, saying, "Try this - wait! This would be good with that. Try that!" Boundless energy awakened by pure enjoyment.

A national embarrassment, and she doesn't even go here.

People on the 60 drive like they're reluctant to go home.

Lol, these young guys are in the ER waiting room, and one got called in. Doc goes, "Where were you guys snowboarding?"
"Big Bear."
"Yeah? How was it?"
"Oh! *Makes a gesture like it was excellent*"
"Really?"
"Yeah, well... earlier."

Then he slowly, slowly shambles into the room, pants thrashed.

Update on Angry Blind Kitty who hated me: she has succumbed to my relentless campaign of making a steady stream of noise so she always knows where I am, and that I'm not sneaking up on her.

I have gained her trust, and she is making up for lost time on pets.

I went to a seer recently, because I felt like I was cursed.

"Oh, no, you're fine," she said. "You're just having a supremely unlucky period. We all must go through it.

But close your closet door at night. The dead hide in there, and come out to watch you sleep. That's why your sleep is so bad."

I'm babysitting an angry, blind kitty who hates me (for now). She's currently SO MAD she can't come in here while I'm going pee. She's lying on the other side of the door, growling and trying to fight me.

She's perfect, I love her 😂

I have a working theory that your preferred RPG class closely mirrors your conflict resolution style.

I am a barbarian. Always.

I once took this photo of mushrooms, because I'm 12 years old.

I've got no issue with mixed-gender restrooms; been using them for years.

But if you don't include a hook on which to hang my purse in your stalls, I'm going to assume you hate women.