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Crystal Ennis 🌈
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💠AuDHD mess and artist 🏳️‍🌈🍃
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mary @elaine_stritch X.com sir, it's the muppets. they've taken manhattan
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This and a piece of cheese Image of a dog on a boat
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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»SATIRICAL NEWS Epstein Files Shred Themselves Hours Before Being Released Image of shredded papers
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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take your bra off and smoke a joint.
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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infamous-jamie Follow I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE FUCKING LUFTBALLONS
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Image labeled "Brand": HAVE YOU SEEN OUR NEW CHRISTMAS AD? Image of mouse-like drawing: I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT THIS MONTH. Image of Brand and mouse looking at each other wordlessly Brand: WE MADE IT WITH AI
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot "Don't release the files that exonerate me." - no innocent person ever
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Read the room
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine! Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The four new houses in HP Image of 4 magazine covers with the titles "ADHD, Autism, Trans, and AI" Al is slytherin, and autism is ravenclaw, but then what? ADHD is Hufflepuff. Heart in the right place, but head all over the place. And Trans individuals are Gryffindor because they didn't ask to be heroes, but they are.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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What I imagine my cat will do when I'm dead and they scream for food Image of a black cat screaming at a skeleton on a bed
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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thedailyshow Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment Image of the most useless pedophile in America pouting like a toddler, while turning his back on the crowd of people assisting with the medical emergency behind him in the Oval Office
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Logan Dean - Ghost Boy Detective @L_Dean Big pharma should periodically release Quaaludes for a limited time like narcotic McRibs.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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When you notice someone stopped posting about their partner and are now posting quotes and selfies so you start your investigation. Pic of Angela Lansbury using a computer on Murder She Wrote
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made." F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby Pic of Trump's Great Gatsby themed Halloween party, held during the longest government shutdown, while denying food to millions of Americans
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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@katesiegel.bsky.social @mikeflanaganfilm.com - it took a couple of watches, but I was so excited to catch this Easter egg! 🥒
A shot of jars of "Siegel's Pickles," from It: Welcome to Derry
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I heard your mom is in town Image of Arby's sign, reading "The GOBBLER is back"
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Chronically strange and uncomfortable For Christmas I want a lobotomy
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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For Halloween I'm dressing up as my life. Because what a nightmare. Image of Tina Belcher from a Halloween episode of Bob's Burgers
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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If you've got ADHD I feel bad for you, son. I started 99 projects and l'ain't finished one. Image from concert
October 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Trump posted an Al video of himself dropping feces on American citizens. Caroline Leavitt responded to a reporter in the White House press room with the juvenile bro response of "your mom". And JD Vance downplayed jokes made by 20-and 30-year-old grown ass adults about r*pe, gas chambers, and Hitler. This all happened in one week and I have to ask, how can anyone look at this administration and then think this is a good example of leadership. How is this childish behavior making ANYONE'S lives better? How are you benefitting from this presidency?
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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clare ® @sadderlizards i found you in this lifetime and i'll find you in the next. consider this a warning
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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sav My mom took generic Tylenol so l'm not an expert on trains but I will cry if you chew too loud
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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mediumsizemeech This was my labubu Image of a McDonald's chicken nugget toy in vampire costume
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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A second inflatable frog has been seen twerking at ICE agents in Portland. Image of Lil Marco Rubio whispering to Metamucillini
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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jakelloydbacon 18h "Our boyfriends founded Antifa." Image of Romy & Michele
October 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM