Crystal Ennis 🌈
@crystalkatart.bsky.social
💠AuDHD mess and artist 🏳️🌈🍃
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I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
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Well, folks, I’m logging off my shift at the Staying Informed Factory.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well, folks, I’m logging off my shift at the Staying Informed Factory.
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How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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hard to believe the political party whose supporters called for Mike Pence to be hanged is also the same political party whose president is calling for his political opponents to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
hard to believe the political party whose supporters called for Mike Pence to be hanged is also the same political party whose president is calling for his political opponents to be hanged
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Listen I can be sensitive AND you can be an asshole, both of those things can be true
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Listen I can be sensitive AND you can be an asshole, both of those things can be true
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I think I’d like to be a horse because it doesn’t seem to matter who you kick or how hard you kick them everybody’s always just kinda like 🤷♂️ yeah he’ll do that
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think I’d like to be a horse because it doesn’t seem to matter who you kick or how hard you kick them everybody’s always just kinda like 🤷♂️ yeah he’ll do that
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this email could’ve been a swift kick to the nuts
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this email could’ve been a swift kick to the nuts
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i really wish the word ‘mirror’ was a palindrome
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i really wish the word ‘mirror’ was a palindrome
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I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
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A friend of mine just told me that he suspects Trump loves McDonald’s so much because his name is in it and—
LOL
—Wait a minute
LOL
—Wait a minute
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A friend of mine just told me that he suspects Trump loves McDonald’s so much because his name is in it and—
LOL
—Wait a minute
LOL
—Wait a minute
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The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.
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me: *crying*
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
me: *crying*
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
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Brutally accurate.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Brutally accurate.
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The vibes this year gave “waiting for the air puff test at the eye doctor’s office”
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The vibes this year gave “waiting for the air puff test at the eye doctor’s office”
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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leaving the house after it’s dark…absolutely not
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
leaving the house after it’s dark…absolutely not