Courtney
@csloane.bsky.social
always awkward. always hungry. always loving on Rocco, Charly, and Ollie 🐶 and sometimes Bob 🤵🏻
got a Thrive Market subscription for Christmas and just got our first order. so excited to have a better variety of everything cause out here in nowhere land ya gotta drive over an hour for any decent grocery stores
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
got a Thrive Market subscription for Christmas and just got our first order. so excited to have a better variety of everything cause out here in nowhere land ya gotta drive over an hour for any decent grocery stores
today I’m thankful for enrichment toys cause it’s too cold outside, even Rocco doesn’t wanna be out there.
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
today I’m thankful for enrichment toys cause it’s too cold outside, even Rocco doesn’t wanna be out there.
the crime & the criminal
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the crime & the criminal
these videos of people with their accomplishment cakes make me SOB
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
these videos of people with their accomplishment cakes make me SOB
while I absolutely hate living in an HOA community, nothing beats the neighborhood FB group drama
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
while I absolutely hate living in an HOA community, nothing beats the neighborhood FB group drama
I asked the vet today what age Rocco and Charly are considered middle aged and she said “now” 😭 and then in 2027 they be considered geriatric 😭
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I asked the vet today what age Rocco and Charly are considered middle aged and she said “now” 😭 and then in 2027 they be considered geriatric 😭
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
we got Soupy last night
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
we got Soupy last night
got to Philly and started getting ready…. left my entire make up bag at home 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
got to Philly and started getting ready…. left my entire make up bag at home 🙃
of course it’s icy out on the day I’m supposed to get the haircut I’ve been needing for months 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
of course it’s icy out on the day I’m supposed to get the haircut I’ve been needing for months 🙃
today is our family Thanksgiving, and I should’ve baked the cookie brownies last night so it was one less thing to stress about this morning, but nooooo. I was hellbent on being in bed by 8pm 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
today is our family Thanksgiving, and I should’ve baked the cookie brownies last night so it was one less thing to stress about this morning, but nooooo. I was hellbent on being in bed by 8pm 🙃
Bob is gone till Wednesday which means I have to do all the boy jobs around the house 😩
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bob is gone till Wednesday which means I have to do all the boy jobs around the house 😩
I can’t stop craving mozzarella sticks, but specifically the ones you typically get at the bowling alley
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I can’t stop craving mozzarella sticks, but specifically the ones you typically get at the bowling alley
sick of my body punishing me every month for not being pregnant 😩 being a girl is stupid
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
sick of my body punishing me every month for not being pregnant 😩 being a girl is stupid
tortured the dogs for Christmas card photos, they look cute as hell though
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
tortured the dogs for Christmas card photos, they look cute as hell though
I killed it on this one, I’ll actually eat something I baked for once
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I killed it on this one, I’ll actually eat something I baked for once
he’s gonna be 7 in January 😭 he’s gonna absolutely devastate me one day
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
he’s gonna be 7 in January 😭 he’s gonna absolutely devastate me one day
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Clinton should be in prison. Trump should be in prison. Bush should be in prison. Hell, Obama should probably be in prison. Fuck it, elect a dog. There's no rule that says a dog can't be president.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Clinton should be in prison. Trump should be in prison. Bush should be in prison. Hell, Obama should probably be in prison. Fuck it, elect a dog. There's no rule that says a dog can't be president.
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
all I want in life right now is some Taco Bell and fried pickles
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
all I want in life right now is some Taco Bell and fried pickles
my undercut is finally grown out enough that I could cut my hair and make everything even but my new face shape does NOT go well with short hair
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
my undercut is finally grown out enough that I could cut my hair and make everything even but my new face shape does NOT go well with short hair
Sombr being nominated for a Grammy but not Role Model is maddening
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sombr being nominated for a Grammy but not Role Model is maddening
taking any form of donations for local food banks. info in the flyer if you’d like to help. if you can’t help with food or money, please share.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
taking any form of donations for local food banks. info in the flyer if you’d like to help. if you can’t help with food or money, please share.
would be SUPER cool if my husband didn’t currently have to work TWO full time firefighting jobs (currently only getting paid for one of them) to get bills paid because our government is upside down and now he’s missing our main source of income. I hate it here
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
would be SUPER cool if my husband didn’t currently have to work TWO full time firefighting jobs (currently only getting paid for one of them) to get bills paid because our government is upside down and now he’s missing our main source of income. I hate it here