Bruh that wave does not look safe for that car is it me wtf

Very impressive bud

Then our beloved cousin in law (wonderful dad & wife guy) who’s from Germany and does a high paying computer job says “my English isn’t good enough for Amelia Bedelia” and we’re like… fair

Hilarity ensued

Special sister cousin was too tired to anticipate that the story about Amelia Bedelia playing baseball would lead to her literally running home

Except for his family

He is so bored with football it’s exhausting listening to him. Find someone who likes watching football games for that job

Update: on Thursday we learned the trees Eversource forgot to tell us they would be killing will actually live to see the new year. What comes next IDK but the neighborhood flexed and I’m here for it