Chris Theisen
@ctheisen.bsky.social
Security for Microsoft. PhD from NCSU in computer science and infosec. Love bunnies. Reigning Uniracers world champion. My friend Bonzi Buddy tells me what my opinions are.
I know you weren't a producer on this episode but if you don't get some sort of prize for this, fans should riot
July 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I know you weren't a producer on this episode but if you don't get some sort of prize for this, fans should riot
I assume he's the head of production at said condom factory
March 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I assume he's the head of production at said condom factory
Imagine it. Not being on the ground. Wild stuff
March 10, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Imagine it. Not being on the ground. Wild stuff
00's internet forum culture really was peak
March 2, 2024 at 9:18 PM
00's internet forum culture really was peak
I think it might happen in record time compared to the slow burn of Google results turning to shit. The moat for video content is destroyed and the algorithm loves boosting new shit.
February 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I think it might happen in record time compared to the slow burn of Google results turning to shit. The moat for video content is destroyed and the algorithm loves boosting new shit.
To be fair, now that I have mine, it's more: Wow! You have a PhD! (very derogatory)
February 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
To be fair, now that I have mine, it's more: Wow! You have a PhD! (very derogatory)
When is the NFT coming out for these
February 17, 2024 at 9:27 PM
When is the NFT coming out for these
I bet the dogs in the car are really upset for some reason
February 17, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I bet the dogs in the car are really upset for some reason
Mr. Rogers teaches children to be nice, an early infection of the woke mind virus
February 17, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Mr. Rogers teaches children to be nice, an early infection of the woke mind virus
Pulling the death lever with the unhinged open mouth smile-laugh expression
February 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Pulling the death lever with the unhinged open mouth smile-laugh expression
Isn’t this what the neuralink is
February 17, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Isn’t this what the neuralink is
I’m convinced The Cut is some sort of avant garde Onion at this point
February 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I’m convinced The Cut is some sort of avant garde Onion at this point
If you owe the government $100 that's your problem. If you owe the government $500 million, that's the RNC's problem.
February 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
If you owe the government $100 that's your problem. If you owe the government $500 million, that's the RNC's problem.
Cracks me up to think she went back to her home and was complaining about the lady with bad vibrations who spooked her dog. “The audacity! Being in public with those vibrations? Has she no shame? People are the worst!”
February 15, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Cracks me up to think she went back to her home and was complaining about the lady with bad vibrations who spooked her dog. “The audacity! Being in public with those vibrations? Has she no shame? People are the worst!”