CtlAltDel
@ctlaltdel.bsky.social
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Artist. Musician. Buddhist. Social Democrat. weightlifter. hausfrau. retired.
I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Men need a new chivalry.
WOKE IS PUNK
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Artist. Musician. Buddhist. Social Democrat. weightlifter. hausfrau. retired.
I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Men need a new chivalry.
WOKE IS PUNK
Good.
No Fed agents should disguise themselves
No Fed agents should disguise themselves
February 1, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Good.
No Fed agents should disguise themselves
No Fed agents should disguise themselves
That’s Brett Ratner on the right. Director of MELANIA.
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
That’s Brett Ratner on the right. Director of MELANIA.
So, where are they?
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 AM
So, where are they?
Suzie Q was my great teenage sexual awakening.
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Suzie Q was my great teenage sexual awakening.
Any consequences? No? Didn't think so 🤷♂️
January 30, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Any consequences? No? Didn't think so 🤷♂️
What a fucking nutjob
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 AM
What a fucking nutjob
I’d rather express my cat’s anal glands.
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I’d rather express my cat’s anal glands.
FOX hosts up against the wall.
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 AM
FOX hosts up against the wall.
I think the lesson here is not to stand next to Kristi Noem unless you want her to blow your head off.
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I think the lesson here is not to stand next to Kristi Noem unless you want her to blow your head off.
But wait!
A twist in the story 😂
A twist in the story 😂
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
But wait!
A twist in the story 😂
A twist in the story 😂
The lies simply never stop
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The lies simply never stop
Hoping he’s going to drop off the perch soon is a foolish hope.
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hoping he’s going to drop off the perch soon is a foolish hope.