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CtlAltDel
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Artist. Musician. Buddhist. Social Democrat. weightlifter. hausfrau. retired.
I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Men need a new chivalry.
WOKE IS PUNK
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Still the best description of Rump.
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The Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution states,

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation..."
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Felon47 made more money last year, (2025), than he's made his entire miserable life...
Tell me again how he's not taking a paycheck... He's robbing Americans.
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Can't wait for the new world order in Australia when the New Coalition (PHON/NATS) is in power and the Psycho Leprechaun Malcolm Roberts becomes the Minister for Foreign Affairs 🤪
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Jews make up less than 0.5% of the pop and Zionists probably even less. But it's interesting how much influence they have. And not just after the terrible #BondiMassacre.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Thoughts and prayers to the Young LIBS in their sandstone university societies today.
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
OMG! And they wonder why we think they’re idiots 🤷‍♂️
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Yes, this is Pauline Hanson. About to form a new Coalition with the NATS and be a real contender for PM 😳
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Susssssan Ley is a dill but at least she is a moderate dill. The emerging Far Right/Pro Trump of NATS/PHON has me worried.
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Breaking: Trump claims to have stopped the war between America and Greenland and say he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 22, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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He keeps referring to Greenland as Iceland.
His dementia is on full display. Just look at him slumped over the podium . Time for people to get up and leave the clown show.
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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We need a full and complete investigation into Renee Good’s death. The DOJ is refusing to do so. It’s yet another disgraceful cover-up.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The new Coalition of NATS/PHON to be called MAGALite.
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
At the House of Pain this morning and caught the ‘news’ on SUNRISE. They showed a segment on Trump deciding not to invade Greenland and the next story was how at some Maccas drive thrus you can now buy a carton of milk! Quality journalism 🙄
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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I have an update on Greenland.
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The end of the Liberal Party in Australia!
NATS obviously off to PHON now to form a new Coalition.
They have always had racist tendencies and will be much more comfy there.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Live: Nationals leave 'untenable' Coalition after mass frontbench resignation
After quitting the shadow ministry en masse in solidarity with three colleagues dumped for crossing the floor on hate laws, Nationals leader David Littleproud says the Coalition has been forced into a...
www.abc.net.au
January 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
"We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the U.S. We will destroy you from within.
- former Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev

Putin is making Khrushchev's statement a reality. Ably supported by their Russian asset, Donald Trump.
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
😂
January 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Yup
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Why welcome a fascist 🤷‍♂️
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Next up:
> PHON and NATS form a Coalition.
> Bananaby becomes PM and Handjob Deputy PM
> LIBs fall apart (much like what happened to the Dems)
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Trump decides not to invade Greenland and we're all supposed to celebrate while ignoring the fact that the fucking lunatic was only recently ranting about his fucking lunatic invasion brainfart.
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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This is not a rational person. And this is deeply disturbing coming from an American President. NATO is not our enemy—they are unequivocally our closest friends and allies.

At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM