CtlAltDel
@ctlaltdel.bsky.social
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Artist. Musician. Buddhist. Social Democrat. weightlifter. hausfrau. retired.
I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Men need a new chivalry.
WOKE IS PUNK
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Artist. Musician. Buddhist. Social Democrat. weightlifter. hausfrau. retired.
I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Men need a new chivalry.
WOKE IS PUNK
Pinned
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‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
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Imagine being a National Party member? You’ve stuck with Joyce through all his drunken foolishness, his falling asleep as a slobbering mess in the chamber, his drunken ramblings as a slobbering mess on a Canberra street, then he repays your loyalty with a glib “ok fellas, I’m orf”.
#AusPol
#AusPol
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Imagine being a National Party member? You’ve stuck with Joyce through all his drunken foolishness, his falling asleep as a slobbering mess in the chamber, his drunken ramblings as a slobbering mess on a Canberra street, then he repays your loyalty with a glib “ok fellas, I’m orf”.
#AusPol
#AusPol
Red faced, sweaty, fall down drunk.
Good Lord, he’s 4yrs younger than me!!
Good Lord, he’s 4yrs younger than me!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Red faced, sweaty, fall down drunk.
Good Lord, he’s 4yrs younger than me!!
Good Lord, he’s 4yrs younger than me!!
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ADF advertising never fails
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
ADF advertising never fails
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Barnaby Joyce has stated that he will not stand at the next election. He's usually so drunk he can barely stand now.
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Barnaby Joyce has stated that he will not stand at the next election. He's usually so drunk he can barely stand now.
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As the former competition watchdog chief Graeme Samuel, who led a 2020 review of the EPBC, said: the Coalition has “manoeuvred themselves into irrelevance on this matter”.
The LIBS are eating themselves
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
As the former competition watchdog chief Graeme Samuel, who led a 2020 review of the EPBC, said: the Coalition has “manoeuvred themselves into irrelevance on this matter”.
If it walks like a fascist.
And talks like a fascist.
It's a fascist.
And talks like a fascist.
It's a fascist.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If it walks like a fascist.
And talks like a fascist.
It's a fascist.
And talks like a fascist.
It's a fascist.
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Trump manufactured a crime wave, deployed the National Guard, two got shot, and it’s somehow Biden’s fault.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Trump manufactured a crime wave, deployed the National Guard, two got shot, and it’s somehow Biden’s fault.
“Israel launches new military operation in northern West Bank” - ABC
So great knowing the conflict has ended 🙄
So great knowing the conflict has ended 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Israel launches new military operation in northern West Bank” - ABC
So great knowing the conflict has ended 🙄
So great knowing the conflict has ended 🙄
Trump said he’d present in 2 weeks. That was 11 years ago.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Trump said he’d present in 2 weeks. That was 11 years ago.
Dude has some crazy fantasies
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Dude has some crazy fantasies
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Patel/Bondi spent 1 MILLION in overtime pay pulling Trump's name from the Epstein files!
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Patel/Bondi spent 1 MILLION in overtime pay pulling Trump's name from the Epstein files!
Covfefe
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Covfefe
Sick of the lack of self-discipline, honour, integrity and duty among men.
Yes, I've had too much to drink and I'm feeling sentimental 🤷♂️
Yes, I've had too much to drink and I'm feeling sentimental 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Sick of the lack of self-discipline, honour, integrity and duty among men.
Yes, I've had too much to drink and I'm feeling sentimental 🤷♂️
Yes, I've had too much to drink and I'm feeling sentimental 🤷♂️
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Pauline Hanson already missed a sitting week this month visiting Donald Trump's garish resort. Her recent stunt gets her another week off, and more publicity for the redneck vote. She’s the happiest bogan in the village.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Pauline Hanson already missed a sitting week this month visiting Donald Trump's garish resort. Her recent stunt gets her another week off, and more publicity for the redneck vote. She’s the happiest bogan in the village.
2025 racing to the end and what a shit year for America. 2026 not looking any better.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
2025 racing to the end and what a shit year for America. 2026 not looking any better.
Sitting under a mulberry tree on a warm, sunny afternoon, drinking a Margaret River Chardonnay, nibbling on Spanish cheese and reading Hemingway.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and making an ok sign
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and making an ok sign
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sitting under a mulberry tree on a warm, sunny afternoon, drinking a Margaret River Chardonnay, nibbling on Spanish cheese and reading Hemingway.
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Still kinda bothered that our president is calling for the execution of folk in Congress who served in the military for encouraging folk to defend the constitution. I can't remember the last time a president did this and I've been around for a while.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Still kinda bothered that our president is calling for the execution of folk in Congress who served in the military for encouraging folk to defend the constitution. I can't remember the last time a president did this and I've been around for a while.
Britain, vote this twat in at your peril.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Britain, vote this twat in at your peril.
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Unbelievable.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Unbelievable.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
More great moments in Outlander 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
More great moments in Outlander 🤷♂️
Trump is an international pariah.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump is an international pariah.