the ghost of brightshadow
@cuil.world
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WR speedrunner for NES Home Alone (any%), NES Lawn Mower (100%), 7th in big20 #16, frog decider, employed, first person to skeet from a refrigerator, i give you a hamburger. Will post cat pictures, like it or not Slightly less verified than paul frazee
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hey do u got any games on your phone
Henry, a ten week old tabby kitten, staring at the phone because the click sound it makes distracts him from whatever he was doing
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
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jackjenkins.me
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.
cuil.world
me: maybe i'll do the silksong speedrun achievements tonight

my controller: *disconnects for no reason every 50 seconds for 15 seconds at a time*
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my "garbage accounts" list is like half deleted accounts at this point because mostly it was for spam. once in a while it was a way to note that i muted them for being annoying though
cuil.world
every time i try to type "mobile site" into a text box on my phone an ad pops up in front of it and i wind up watching some bar scrolling across my screen saying i am downloading malware and need to click here for a cleaner
cuil.world
how is that a counterpoint, cum is better than farts
cuil.world
maybe she's going to rappel from a helicopter to raid an apartment building full of citizens while they blare some trap music
cuil.world
time to crack it open and reseat cables and shit?
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cuil.world
it's a great picture wdym

look at those cute widdle ears
cuil.world
Wall it off, no one will blame you
cuil.world
everything was computer, but now everything transgender, it's gone woke the cars, and you can't even flush the toilets have you heard
cuil.world
yeah the only thing that makes here better is if you reply to someone with "@grok is this true" people laugh at it and grok doesn't respond
cuil.world
did all the AI poison things get defeated or something, i thought people were just posting their art but run through one of those things that causes ai to fuck up
cuil.world
bumped that skeet again?
it still isn't any good
just let it go, man
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mf is gonna discover the pulled pork fries and quit his job
cuil.world
patriot prayer dorks (Joey Gibson and Haley Adams) put on black bloc the other day in Portland and tried to pretend they were leftists to start shit, honestly idk why they don’t just get jobs with ice since it would let them do what they want to do plus they’d get paid for it instead of arrested
cuil.world
yeah it's literally why i never made a mastodon account, because while i agree that most posts are roughly as valuable as a fart i don't wanna admit it
cuil.world
lol fair, I wasn’t eating solid foods for much of the 70s :)
cuil.world
i'm an oregonian, medium tillamook cheddar in a sandwich press all day for me :)
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no one should ever admit that they read "toots"