Emperor of the United States 👑
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you put a loud, slightly unhinged, borderline narcissistic genius in charge of the greatest country on Earth?
Well, wonder no more. You’re living it! YUGE success, unprecedented greatness, and a little bit of chaos—but hey, it’s working pretty well!
Well, wonder no more. You’re living it! YUGE success, unprecedented greatness, and a little bit of chaos—but hey, it’s working pretty well!
If you invest in Dictators Inc (Venezuela, Hamas, Iran, Russia, Belarus, North Korea etc...) it's probably time to sell. They are not doing very well at all, really badly in fact.
#USA #Venezuela
#USA #Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
If you invest in Dictators Inc (Venezuela, Hamas, Iran, Russia, Belarus, North Korea etc...) it's probably time to sell. They are not doing very well at all, really badly in fact.
#USA #Venezuela
#USA #Venezuela
This will prolong the next year and the year after that I make it a never ending story...
Happy new year everyone!🥂
Happy new year everyone!🥂
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This will prolong the next year and the year after that I make it a never ending story...
Happy new year everyone!🥂
Happy new year everyone!🥂
It's so lonely at the top! 😭
December 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It's so lonely at the top! 😭
What! Did you think I did it for free? What kind of fool do you take me for, of course they have to pay me for this service.
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What! Did you think I did it for free? What kind of fool do you take me for, of course they have to pay me for this service.
I can fool them to the moon and back, all in one tweet.
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can fool them to the moon and back, all in one tweet.
Just another Witch Hunt, mostly on people with the first name Bill. Time to turn the page and move on the next chapter!
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just another Witch Hunt, mostly on people with the first name Bill. Time to turn the page and move on the next chapter!
I admit, I'm a little jealous of Karoline's husband, for several reasons. I wish I was the one who got her pregnant, but with my little sausage it's not possible. I would love to get Melania pregnant again, but also impossible for the same reasons and she also won't let me near his bed at night.
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I admit, I'm a little jealous of Karoline's husband, for several reasons. I wish I was the one who got her pregnant, but with my little sausage it's not possible. I would love to get Melania pregnant again, but also impossible for the same reasons and she also won't let me near his bed at night.
The left is bat shit crazy, and does not understand the simplest thing. Over the years Venezuelans have come to our country and steal our oil and poor it into the jungles of Venezuela to fool us all that it is their oil.
We are stealing it back!
#USA #Oil #Venezuela #Theft
We are stealing it back!
#USA #Oil #Venezuela #Theft
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The left is bat shit crazy, and does not understand the simplest thing. Over the years Venezuelans have come to our country and steal our oil and poor it into the jungles of Venezuela to fool us all that it is their oil.
We are stealing it back!
#USA #Oil #Venezuela #Theft
We are stealing it back!
#USA #Oil #Venezuela #Theft
Hope the 29 ambassadors I just fired have a really nice Christmas 🎄 and a happy new year 🥂! Nothing personal, they just happened to be hired by Joe Biden, not their fault. But they have to go so I can replace them with MAGA cult folks loyal to me and only me!
#Potus #Trump #WhiteHouse
#Potus #Trump #WhiteHouse
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hope the 29 ambassadors I just fired have a really nice Christmas 🎄 and a happy new year 🥂! Nothing personal, they just happened to be hired by Joe Biden, not their fault. But they have to go so I can replace them with MAGA cult folks loyal to me and only me!
#Potus #Trump #WhiteHouse
#Potus #Trump #WhiteHouse
December 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
One question I forgot to ask my good friend Epstein before his tragic "accident" was whether he and Ghislaine were lovers or if they were just engaged in grooming and raping children?
I always wonder that.
#Trump #Epstein #Ghislaine
I always wonder that.
#Trump #Epstein #Ghislaine
December 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
One question I forgot to ask my good friend Epstein before his tragic "accident" was whether he and Ghislaine were lovers or if they were just engaged in grooming and raping children?
I always wonder that.
#Trump #Epstein #Ghislaine
I always wonder that.
#Trump #Epstein #Ghislaine
Weird they say, I don't know. I do stranger things almost every day. There's no one in the whole world who can do stranger things than me.
TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Weird they say, I don't know. I do stranger things almost every day. There's no one in the whole world who can do stranger things than me.
Never heard about inflation? Does $5 000 is now $1776 and not for everyone and it is not my last bid.
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Never heard about inflation? Does $5 000 is now $1776 and not for everyone and it is not my last bid.
The fact that my loyal women of the MAGA cult is still defending me, defending Epstein and accuse the victims says quite a lot about how strong my position is!
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The fact that my loyal women of the MAGA cult is still defending me, defending Epstein and accuse the victims says quite a lot about how strong my position is!
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I own every drop of oil that is out there, case some leftie is wondering. I am the emperor of the universe!
#USA #Venezuela
#USA #Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I own every drop of oil that is out there, case some leftie is wondering. I am the emperor of the universe!
#USA #Venezuela
#USA #Venezuela
The sun went done because of me, just so you know that! It's always about me, every little thing that is happening on this planet is thanks to me! I'm the king! 👑
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The sun went done because of me, just so you know that! It's always about me, every little thing that is happening on this planet is thanks to me! I'm the king! 👑
Thanks for the nomination Gavin! ♥️🕊️🙏
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Thanks for the nomination Gavin! ♥️🕊️🙏
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In case you wonder, here you have it in TIMES NEW ROMAN!
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In case you wonder, here you have it in TIMES NEW ROMAN!
Ever heard about herd immunity? When I was young we had it and we shall have it again on my watch.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Ever heard about herd immunity? When I was young we had it and we shall have it again on my watch.
And so what? 😹
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
And so what? 😹
I want a piece of Ukraine, it's that simple. I want it for all eternity and my intention is to lease the territory to Russia for a thousand years. That's how the Tsar acts, Russia is familiar with it. If Zelensky refuses, we will find other ways. I always win!
euromaidanpress.com/2025/12/11/u...
euromaidanpress.com/2025/12/11/u...
Zelenskyy: US wants Ukraine to withdraw from Donetsk for vague "special economic zone" - Kyiv may refuse - Euromaidan Press
US exploring buffer zone in Donetsk where Ukrainian troops pull back and Russia stays out. Zelenskyy says plan is vague and Kyiv may reject it.
euromaidanpress.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I want a piece of Ukraine, it's that simple. I want it for all eternity and my intention is to lease the territory to Russia for a thousand years. That's how the Tsar acts, Russia is familiar with it. If Zelensky refuses, we will find other ways. I always win!
euromaidanpress.com/2025/12/11/u...
euromaidanpress.com/2025/12/11/u...
Today was one of the proudest moments in the short history of the United States, we hijacked an oil tanker worth $100 million.
You complain about the high cost of gas, stop complaining, your president and self-proclaimed emperor has solved the problem. (next week)
#Trump #Oil #Pirates #Venezuela
You complain about the high cost of gas, stop complaining, your president and self-proclaimed emperor has solved the problem. (next week)
#Trump #Oil #Pirates #Venezuela
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today was one of the proudest moments in the short history of the United States, we hijacked an oil tanker worth $100 million.
You complain about the high cost of gas, stop complaining, your president and self-proclaimed emperor has solved the problem. (next week)
#Trump #Oil #Pirates #Venezuela
You complain about the high cost of gas, stop complaining, your president and self-proclaimed emperor has solved the problem. (next week)
#Trump #Oil #Pirates #Venezuela