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Cuneform
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LOL, okay.
MAGAchud wears a shirt that reads "Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required," because most of them are apparently opposed to violence, at least according to the stupidest pundits alive.
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Ted Cruz, phone banking for Trump in 2016 like the little bitch he was, is, and will continue to be.
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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But imagine...
Screenshot from an Uproxx survey: "Imagine you saw a consumer tech brand sponsor a curated music discovery playlist on YouTube. How likely would you be to consider that brand?"
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Kendall Jenner, handing a fascist pig a picture of Michelle Obama; solves world's problems.
January 22, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Ronny Dobbs screaming “you are shittin’ in my mouth and calling it a sundae” - also shirtless
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Minnesotans out there like
Valerie, a Russian gangster from The Sopranos screaming "You think the cold bothers me? I was my balls with ice water! This is warm!" His unresolved storyline would later go on to be a thorn in the sides of nitpicky fanbabies for years.
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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We sure are.
A screenshot from Paramount Plus, which reads “you’re laughing at CBS”
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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"Hold up one second, sir. Lemme just scan that QR code real quick."
A racist, inbred, meth addict-looking motherfucker (ICE agent) breaking a car window with a hammer because he hasn't gotten an erection since 2019. Also the racism.
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Kerry from Succession trying (and failing miserably) to appear as a competent news anchor.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Dave and Chainsaw from Summer School (1987) repeating the word "very" several times to meet the required word count on their essay.
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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“How many retweets now, colonel?”
The makeshift war room at Mar a Lago, featuring Pete Hegseth and two other idiots - also Twitter.
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Incredible placement here.
Skeet from Actual Names: Jean Hinderholer Skeet from Bene Jesserit: Walton Goblins Another skeet from Actual names: Thomas Donkeyman
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Kent Brockman closing a newscast stating “join us tomorrow, when our topic will be “religion: which is the one true faith?”
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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When the couch is covered in plastic.
Vice President JD Vance, upset that a couch is covered in plastic, preventing him from fucking it. (As seen in Vanity Fair)
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"I would've broken his jaw a third time if I could..."
Bradley Whitford in glasses, as he appears in the movie Get Out.
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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His commentary on the state of entertainment seem to be equally unfounded.

socialsciences.ucla.edu/wp-content/u...
Pie Graph from an ACLU report on diversity in entertainment: 'Share of All Show Creators by Race/Ethnicity, Top Streaming Scripted, 2024' 91.7% white, 3.3% Black, 1.1% Latinx, 2.5% Asian, 1.1% Multi, .3% Native https://socialsciences.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/UCLA-HDR-Presents_Streaming-Television-in-2024-12-16-25.pdf
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I can't speak for the rest of the world, but I am DEFINITELY rooting against this little fucker.
Garbage ull-quote from garbage article, reading: "The world is not rooting for you - in fact, it's deliberately rooting against you." Garbage article to hate-read: https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-lost-generation/
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Perpetually relevant:
Dr Richard Fellatio, PhD’s tweet from 64/4/20, which reads: My son just looked at the television and said ‘Daddy, so you think these rioters will register to vote?’ He’s a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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The Simpsons take on the DNC, which has banners like “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern!” It’s also like 30 years old and gets truer every miserable, passing day.
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Ted Cruz, phonebanking for Trump in 2016, looking like a bitch.
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Shirley Bennet from Community hitting someone with a giant candy cane screaming 'it's December 10th!'
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Really sums up the whole problem.
Screenshot of text reading 'Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine..."'
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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MC Escher woodcut The Tower of Babel - a birds eye view of a tower being built by black and white figures.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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They released a souped-up version of him a couple years back.
An unremarkable 3.75" action figure of a Bespin security guard from Empire Strikes Back, fitting for an unremarkable background character. By Hasbro.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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“Emotional response”
Sydney Sweeney, giving an emotional response (yelling).
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM