Cunty Poopster
@cuntypoopster.bsky.social
Expert at your life. Novice at mine.
I have done this once or twice. I've also slept at sporting events. When I'm tired, I can sleep anywhere.
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have done this once or twice. I've also slept at sporting events. When I'm tired, I can sleep anywhere.
Lucky. My blister pack only had Bill Gates and a bunch of no name professors.
December 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lucky. My blister pack only had Bill Gates and a bunch of no name professors.
Umphrey's McGee is the best cover band.
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Umphrey's McGee is the best cover band.
Side note: The Real Housewives franchise has allowed these women to leave financially abusive relationships by providing them a paycheck they otherwise wouldn’t have.
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Side note: The Real Housewives franchise has allowed these women to leave financially abusive relationships by providing them a paycheck they otherwise wouldn’t have.
I mean, I'm old enough to enjoy free tickets.
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I mean, I'm old enough to enjoy free tickets.
I mean Sherrone Moore just lost $30M due to fornicating an assistant that was not his wife. So at least your client hasn't fucked up that much.
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I mean Sherrone Moore just lost $30M due to fornicating an assistant that was not his wife. So at least your client hasn't fucked up that much.
Go Supersonics!
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Go Supersonics!
I’m gonna guess this person was not Gen X. Lord knows we’ve been raised with a healthy fear of quicksand and would know what to do. Later generations have not been adequately warned.
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m gonna guess this person was not Gen X. Lord knows we’ve been raised with a healthy fear of quicksand and would know what to do. Later generations have not been adequately warned.
I thought Tina Fey did a great job writing that script.
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I thought Tina Fey did a great job writing that script.
Jesse, I hate to tell you this. But we've never been cool.
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Jesse, I hate to tell you this. But we've never been cool.
You mean like Blackstone?
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You mean like Blackstone?