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Cunty Poopster
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Expert at your life. Novice at mine.
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What it’s like inside my head? lol
I wanna yeet both of them off my screen
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Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
Remember kids: Only corporations can make money from gambling, sex, or drugs. Everyone else is a criminal.
Never thought that I would this country make our citizenship test harder than ever AND make our gestapo entry test easier than ever.
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Is the elimination of SNAP benefits a way to speed up the civil war? Historically, the lack of food does directly lead to turmoil. But no one studies history anymore so nothing matters.
I bet Fan Duel have lobbyists now.
You know the shopping here is bad when I'm actually excited to go back to SLC to shop.
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The East Wing has learned its lesson.

by Susan Collins
I love 4 Non Blondes coming onto TikTok and seeing their song all over the place.
You know the stars aligned when you sell an old perfume right after you decide to buy a new one.
I've used my birthday next month as an excuse to buy whatever the crap I wanted recently. I got to get that in check because I know I'm going to use the same birthday excuse to spend more money the week before my birthday when I visit the kids.
I’m convinced I’ll be able to quit weed before I can quit sugar.
I mean, they are the only ones who can afford decorating since they don’t have kids?
Remember, ai can produce the outcome. But humans will always be needed to verify process. Our job is to know the technology enough to find the mistakes. If kids can't read for content, they will never be able to verify the process and will always depend on ai for the outcome.
So sorry. I feel for all of those who are trying to survive under this oppressive administration.
So law firms are using AI to help with the work of lawyers and speeding up their workday. Are they going to reduce billable hours? Or bill the same, but do less work?
And yes, an Asian knows her pasta shapes better than Italians because we invented noodles.
Seeing the cost of feminine hygiene products that women of birthing age need every month has gone up and I pray everyday that my period will end so I can afford food too.
Lisa Barlow defending herself on a TikTok about her using cash on RHOSLC is giving Jen Shah vibes.
But please have more babies because the Antichrist is coming.
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
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Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.
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