Linda Simpson
@curlyhairedbint.bsky.social
F1 fan. Mother of 2 but one is a cat!
The Hove Margo Leadbetter.
The Hove Margo Leadbetter.
Little miss long legs
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Little miss long legs
That’s the son back at uni. Perhaps my kitchen has a hope of staying tidy for a while now!
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
That’s the son back at uni. Perhaps my kitchen has a hope of staying tidy for a while now!
We only gave Stella this toy this afternoon. After some very impressive 6 foot leaps and midair turns, she ran off with it and ripped it. Then brogue it back to show me.
January 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
We only gave Stella this toy this afternoon. After some very impressive 6 foot leaps and midair turns, she ran off with it and ripped it. Then brogue it back to show me.
My cat nearly ended me earlier. She came in through the cat flap with what I thought was a small mammal. It turned out to be my sleep scrunchie that she had stolen and taken outside to play with.
a black cat with purple ears and green eyes
ALT: a black cat with purple ears and green eyes
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December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My cat nearly ended me earlier. She came in through the cat flap with what I thought was a small mammal. It turned out to be my sleep scrunchie that she had stolen and taken outside to play with.
Signs that the son is home from uni:
Dishwater constantly running.
Sharp rise in food bill.
My mostly empty good shampoo & conditioner bottles left carelessly on the side of the bath.
Dishwater constantly running.
Sharp rise in food bill.
My mostly empty good shampoo & conditioner bottles left carelessly on the side of the bath.
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Signs that the son is home from uni:
Dishwater constantly running.
Sharp rise in food bill.
My mostly empty good shampoo & conditioner bottles left carelessly on the side of the bath.
Dishwater constantly running.
Sharp rise in food bill.
My mostly empty good shampoo & conditioner bottles left carelessly on the side of the bath.
Stella Satanella…
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Stella Satanella…
For once I was glad when the cat thundered around like a 3.5kg wrecking ball at 3am. She had been unwell after being bitten by either a fox or another cat. The antibiotics & anti inflammatory meds have kicked in and she is back to being a menace.
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
For once I was glad when the cat thundered around like a 3.5kg wrecking ball at 3am. She had been unwell after being bitten by either a fox or another cat. The antibiotics & anti inflammatory meds have kicked in and she is back to being a menace.
Stella is a by we can’t have nice things. And why the tree had to be tethered.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Stella is a by we can’t have nice things. And why the tree had to be tethered.
Satanella in the tree.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Satanella in the tree.
Cat looked cute on her cat tree. Tried to get a photo. Got this. 🙄😒
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Cat looked cute on her cat tree. Tried to get a photo. Got this. 🙄😒
I have just assisted my current husband with getting the Christmas tree down from the loft. 😒
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have just assisted my current husband with getting the Christmas tree down from the loft. 😒
Stella Satanella, my 3.5kg cat, just rugby tackled me. She is not sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Stella Satanella, my 3.5kg cat, just rugby tackled me. She is not sorry.
Not saying I have lost my mind, but I have ordered two cats their own mini pool tables for Christmas.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not saying I have lost my mind, but I have ordered two cats their own mini pool tables for Christmas.
She’s livid about the weather and taking it out on this toy!
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
She’s livid about the weather and taking it out on this toy!
Stella showing off her murder mittens before tucking them neatly away.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Stella showing off her murder mittens before tucking them neatly away.
Look at the leg
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Look at the leg
Me: You can sleep anywhere except the white t-shirt.
Stella:
Stella:
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Me: You can sleep anywhere except the white t-shirt.
Stella:
Stella:
Things I have said to my cat today:
If you kill the seagull chick, the seagull mum will kill you.
Why are you like this?
Stop bloody yelling all the time?
Must you be so destructive.
Good girl! (She isn’t. I don’t know what I say it.)
If you kill the seagull chick, the seagull mum will kill you.
Why are you like this?
Stop bloody yelling all the time?
Must you be so destructive.
Good girl! (She isn’t. I don’t know what I say it.)
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Things I have said to my cat today:
If you kill the seagull chick, the seagull mum will kill you.
Why are you like this?
Stop bloody yelling all the time?
Must you be so destructive.
Good girl! (She isn’t. I don’t know what I say it.)
If you kill the seagull chick, the seagull mum will kill you.
Why are you like this?
Stop bloody yelling all the time?
Must you be so destructive.
Good girl! (She isn’t. I don’t know what I say it.)
That sinking feelings when you ordered something online and then you get the Evri notification.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane
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October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
That sinking feelings when you ordered something online and then you get the Evri notification.
I am a day late but happy black cat day to this furry nightmare
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I am a day late but happy black cat day to this furry nightmare
I almost made it out of Waitrose before my inner petty bitch surfaced. I was walking towards to door when the woman behind practically barged into me as she wanted to walk faster. So I let her past then did the exact same thing to her. She did not like it.
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I almost made it out of Waitrose before my inner petty bitch surfaced. I was walking towards to door when the woman behind practically barged into me as she wanted to walk faster. So I let her past then did the exact same thing to her. She did not like it.
I have lost count of the number of times today I have said ‘We do not bite our humans’ to a cat who quite clearly does bite her humans.
October 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I have lost count of the number of times today I have said ‘We do not bite our humans’ to a cat who quite clearly does bite her humans.
I just wanted a nice photo. But no. She had to snark.
October 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I just wanted a nice photo. But no. She had to snark.
My husband just called me Stella (the cat’s name) - twice! I think I know where I stand. 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My husband just called me Stella (the cat’s name) - twice! I think I know where I stand. 🤣
Someone breathed in the next room.
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Someone breathed in the next room.