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Curly Simone (they/them)
@curlysimone.bsky.social
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Just some guy
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curlysimone.bsky.social
I downloaded my twitter archive and you can sort that shit by oldest first unfortunately 😟
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Whoa I met someone who knew who cheekface was but he was kind of a snob about it. Dude cheeksplained me
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
I need to get out of dating app hell
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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gingerbearart.bsky.social
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Oh my god it’s my mullet’s first birthday and it’s too scruffy to take a good pic of. Happy birthday mullet sorry you look like hell today
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Cheekface was right, too good to work for anyone
vivalostwages.bsky.social VivaLostWages @vivalostwages.bsky.social · Oct 22
Cheekface was right, I am always working, but I don't have any money.
brianjewett.bsky.social Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Oct 21
cheekface was right, I am just a cat watching another cat on TV
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Same as it ever was
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
@cheekface.bsky.social ahhhh asdfghjkl omg !
September 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Was a witness to some stupid ass behavior today
September 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
I am gazing into the mouth of this gift horse
Comically large baby bottle containing a sandwich wrapped in foil. On the lid there is a sticky note that says “FREE! Big Bottle and Fresh, Hot Pastrami sando”
August 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!
August 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
curlysimone.bsky.social
When cheekface said too good to work in a business. Too good to work for anyone. I felt that
June 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Ok cheesecake…
May 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Somebody’s been eating crab at the bus stop again
Broken shell of a crab claw at a bus stop
May 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Another great cheekface show! And I finally got a selfie with the band :) love you guys!
Center: me wearing a camo cheekface shirt. Left: Echo! Behind me: Mandy! To my right, Greg!
May 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Tipsy at the shooooowww wooooooo
May 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Three noodles pits down three to go #cheekend
May 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Seeing @cheekface.bsky.social tomorrow and Sunday!! Call that the cheekend
May 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Tfw the flight is too short for them to offer coke and biscoff cookies :(
March 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Good morning, middle spoons
March 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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cheekface.bsky.social
middle spoon is the new album by cheekface
March 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
curlysimone.bsky.social
I want a custom hydroflask that has my name on it. Why they spensive
March 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Fucked up! at the bus stop
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Got my middle spoon postcard today!!
Cheekface postcards on my fridge because I’m so proud of them
March 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
curlysimone.bsky.social
Ah yes, the Seattle music scene is alive and well. I just got cornered and sweet talked out of a couple bucks for a CD I’ll probably forget I own.
February 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM